Dating site profile

So I'm a 49 year old dude. I have never been on a dating site. I seemed to be able to meet people in person. However, I know that in todays world it's the way a lot of people go. So I'm going to put down my stuff and give you all an opportunity to put your profile on this thread


49 years old


Quit college


unemployed


A little overweight



Gut reaction is to first blame others



Drink too much, smoke pot


throw my dirty socks on floor



Don't believe in God



take people granted too often



moody



like to get my way, and been known to get crabby when I don't





( so there ya have it , let's hear yours)

49 years old


Quit college


unemployed


A little overweight



Gut reaction is to first blame others



Drink too much, smoke pot


throw my dirty socks on floor



Don't believe in God

I would stick with personal meets if I were you, your charms must more evident in the flesh but following your format my profile is

59

Completed college but quit chosen career

Overworked wage slave

Good weight but sag setting in

Drink too much and smoke too much weed

Gut reaction is to lie so convincingly that they take the blame

Destroy kitchens when cooking

Don't believe in God except when I'm in trouble then make a lot of promises that I rarely keep

I don't like many people

Bang on about things that I have no power to change

Love to get my own way and will get it if it's important enough

After reading that through, I think there may be reasons why we're single!



take people granted too often



moody



like to get my way, and been known to get crabby when I don't





( so there ya have it , let's hear yours)

stoned

Do you think anyone will notice that I've just smoked a blunt?

notusuallyshy said:

Do you think anyone will notice that I've just smoked a blunt?

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Nope. No one at all. Ever.