bashfull
raunchy romantic
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- Sep 30, 2002
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Noor said:Vacancies for new cyber, phone and possibly even rl lover are open. Age between 37 and 57. Story writing via email or pm also a possibility.
Absent kindred spirit, setan, occasional cyber guy and favorite Texas biker lawyer positions are filled. Lifetime quota of married guys has already been met.
I prefer long term partners, does not need to be exclusive, but discretion, trustworthiness and dependability are important. Dang, does that mean I wouldn't be able to post videos and pics all over the internet?
I am fairly laid back unless lied to. Then you lean forward?I like sex, a lot of sex, I know everyone, esp guys, say that, but I mean it. Me too! at least 2...sometimes 3 times a month!
I like variety and equality, although I believe women should always was come first. Yes, women should always come first...come home first so they can clean and cook for me (ducks thrown objects and runs).
Not into bondage, but mind control can be interesting. Hmmm...would handcuffs and rope be considered bondage?
No scat, animals, children. Does that rule out young kittens pooping on you?
Open to all races, religions, nationalities, occupations, income levels, ect... Cool! Cause I'm a poor ogre who lives with his mother. So you'll be my sugar momma?
Must be able to construct well reasoned logical arguments. "Because I said so!"
Even tempered is a big plus. I'm even tempered...flatlined clingy, depressed, and violent all time!
Liking Al Stewart music is another plus and essential for any possibly real life interaction. Who's Al Stewart? And r/l interaction? woo hooo...we can play video games together!
If you are Al Stewart, yes... I know, you like yourself, but you don't meet the not married requirement.
So if you can transcend the internet, phone lines and archaic dating rituals and make someone forgot they are anywhere else but with you, then I would very much like to hear from you. I can do a cut out of Brad Pitt and paste it over my face!
I forgot 2 things! Oh goody...do me then you can forget about it and won't feel bad!
Must like or at least not hate Chocolate and be capable of being a silly man.
Howdy, darlin'. How ya' feel about 400lb dwarves who lack length and girth? Seriously, this is a very well written ad...but then I expect nothing less from you. How ya been?
has chocolate in the freezer & I'm sure I fill the first part ... 
.... just look what I'm wearing in my AV. 
