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Old 05-08-2018, 09:40 AM   #126
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Sounds like someone's mom finally got a lock for her bedroom door.
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Old 05-08-2018, 12:46 PM   #127
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Christ on a bike, it took a conversation off line to convince you it wasn't a clever idea? I'm gob-smacked that five pages on this thread wasn't enough! Mate, you're a legend, most entertaining!
Maybe because the posts on this thread weren't really '' answers ''
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Old 05-08-2018, 12:53 PM   #128
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Excellent. I would give you a high five but I'm slightly concerned where your hand has been.
I stopped using my hand years ago......ever since I got more flexible in yoga class.
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Old 05-08-2018, 03:00 PM   #129
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This is going to be a really awkward conversation lol
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Old 05-08-2018, 06:05 PM   #130
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Maybe because the posts on this thread weren't really '' answers ''
They weren't the answers you wanted, but they were generally advice that it wasn't the best idea you've ever had. Which, apparently, is the same advice you received from your sage.

Did you buy your mom flowers?
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Old 05-08-2018, 06:24 PM   #131
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They weren't the answers you wanted, but they were generally advice that it wasn't the best idea you've ever had. Which, apparently, is the same advice you received from your sage.

Did you buy your mom flowers?
I don't think this qualifies as an answer

You likey the Peenie Coladas,
And getting caught by your ma!


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Old 05-08-2018, 09:18 PM   #132
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I don't think this qualifies as an answer

You likey the Peenie Coladas,
And getting caught by your ma.

Granted, that one's a piss take. But you did get some sensible advice, early on, that you chose to ignore, because it wasn't what you wanted to hear. You did ask in the first place, remember?
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Old 05-09-2018, 04:59 AM   #133
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Granted, that one's a piss take. But you did get some sensible advice, early on, that you chose to ignore, because it wasn't what you wanted to hear. You did ask in the first place, remember?
Yeah you told me to make wide ranging circles around her so that I can run away as soon as something dumb happens.
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