Finger in the dike...

You all know the story of the Little Dutch Boy with the Finger In the Dike? I wonder if we could spin that into a story, utilizing the obvious double meaning of the word "dike" or "dyke."

Of course the little boy would have to be over eighteen, but that's a minor adjustment. So.... how would this Lit story proceed?

How about doing a story in which a curious female virgin puts her finger inside the pussy or asshole of a dyke to see how it feels?

her mini vibrator (egg?) gets stuck up there and she asks the nerdy neighbor boy, the only person around, to dig it out for her?