Misquote the person above you AGAIN

A rumor? That's a lie! When you fornicate with a woman these days, you rarely get any fur at all. But form a relationship with a sheep, and you stand to get a sweater.

On the other hand, I really do miss bush. . . .
 
I miss anal sex and rim jobs. Those aren't currently part of my sex life, and it's an awkward, painful thing to alter.

Love requires compromises, but life is too short.
 
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Isn't it long? I call it the whorenet!

I'm gonna need to report you to human resources, now put that thing back in your pants, this is an executive board meeting you sicko. If I didn't need quorum I'd kick you out right now!
 
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