As The Hospital Pervs

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Fuck this. I am not doing any more.
I am making up my own stroke scale score for hand jobs.


Oh, please post it!

You would be doing a public service. I have no doubt of this.

Just think of the applications--hookers all over the world could get certified, dating sites could post the scores of potential mates, you could post minimum standards in your "looking for" section, it would give goals to strive for.

This could be epic. You could become famous. Deservedly.
 
Fuck this. I am not doing any more.
I am making up my own stroke scale score for hand jobs.


Oh, please post it!

You would be doing a public service. I have no doubt of this.

Just think of the applications--hookers all over the world could get certified, dating sites could post the scores of potential mates, you could post minimum standards in your "looking for" section, it would give goals to strive for.

This could be epic. You could become famous. Deservedly.
 
I can't do it now because I took a nap and had a nightmare.

I go on this online dating website and check messages once a week. A man left his phone number. I called it. Two minutes into the convo he tells me his cock is hard. I tell him to jack off. He tells me to talk pervy to him to help him. I ask him to tell me what to say. He tells me: say you are a dirty bad girl and you need to be spanked and fucked. I say: I am so bad, I need to be spanked and fucked. He comes, I hear it. It does not turn me on at all.

Twice a day he calls me now. The conversation lasts for five minutes maximum. Two of the minutes he is jacking and I say what he tells me to say.

I don't mind because he comes so quick. I will continue to provide this service to him with a goal of a two minute conversation top time that includes the jack and ejaculation process.
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Oh, the nightmare part.....I took a nap and the nightmare was meeting this man. He raped me and then stabbed me about ten times in the belly. As I was gasping for my dying breath I said: You didn't have to stab me. He said: You liked the rape part too much.
 
I can't do it now because I took a nap and had a nightmare.

I go on this online dating website and check messages once a week. A man left his phone number. I called it. Two minutes into the convo he tells me his cock is hard. I tell him to jack off. He tells me to talk pervy to him to help him. I ask him to tell me what to say. He tells me: say you are a dirty bad girl and you need to be spanked and fucked. I say: I am so bad, I need to be spanked and fucked. He comes, I hear it. It does not turn me on at all.

Twice a day he calls me now. The conversation lasts for five minutes maximum. Two of the minutes he is jacking and I say what he tells me to say.

I don't mind because he comes so quick. I will continue to provide this service to him with a goal of a two minute conversation top time that includes the jack and ejaculation process.
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Oh, the nightmare part.....I took a nap and the nightmare was meeting this man. He raped me and then stabbed me about ten times in the belly. As I was gasping for my dying breath I said: You didn't have to stab me. He said: You liked the rape part too much.

What will you do if he needs massage therapy?
 
What will you do if he needs massage therapy?
That is not on the service menu for him. He gets two minute jack time with my voice. I am not sure why I even do it. I don't want to see him.

Can you do the NIHSS cert with me? I don't fucking feeling like it. If I know you have to do it too, I will feel better.
 
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You are way too nice. You should be getting paid $9 a minute for your service!
 
Friday evening finally, time for some Sex on the beach.

2 parts vodka
1 1/2 parts Bacardi® Limon rum
2 parts grenadine syrup
2 1/2 parts orange juice
1 part gold tequila
1 part Southern Comfort® peach liqueur


Put all ingredients in together, and shake. Serve in a glass filled up to 2/3 with ice.


20% (40 proof)
Serve in: Highball Glass
 
Friday evening finally, time for some Sex on the beach.

2 parts vodka
1 1/2 parts Bacardi® Limon rum
2 parts grenadine syrup
2 1/2 parts orange juice
1 part gold tequila
1 part Southern Comfort® peach liqueur


Put all ingredients in together, and shake. Serve in a glass filled up to 2/3 with ice.


20% (40 proof)
Serve in: Highball Glass
Is that therapeutic? Sex on the beach probably is. It is finally Friday and I have to work in the morning! grr
 
Yeah! I am less lonely.
Hm. My patient is drinking like a fish. It is a DI vs SIADH refresher.
Um so hi.
 
My Fave Paramedic/ICU RN might bring me coffee! He's on the band-aid box today.
I'm gonna cream!
I really will feel like a princess.
I know I can't have him...
But I am gonna flirt and stroke his ego, like I've been doing for years.
I can't wait to see him out of scrubs and in that Paramedic uniform.

I just want to be in his aura space. Fuck.
 
I need Labetalol 20mg IV push STAT for my hypertensive crisis patient.
The vial contains Labetalol 100mg/20mL.
(?)

Just kidding!

Yes I like beta blockade.
It rolls off the tongue nicely.
 
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