Guys: What do you call your penis...

Dick. But sometimes I also call others dick and I'm not referring to their penis.
 
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"Wiener." But that's a reference from school.
 
Depends on the conversation, when things go naughty "cock" tends to be the go to derivative, however, as I said, depends on the conversation.
 
I live in another country. So I don't call it "cock" or "dick" because they are foreign words. But if I was to compare, I would say "member" is the closest thing (and a literal translation). It's a very mainstream neutral (non-offending) word for a penis here, and everyone use it.
I never had an urge to name it anyhow - and naming of the sex organs is still a funny concept for me. I think barely anyone does this in Russia.
 
My former partner-owner used to call his 'William the Conqueror'.
 
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