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Old 03-21-2018, 09:46 PM   #26
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Have you heard the "My dad wrote a porno" podcast? Some gold plated euphemisms in there.
Oh my fucking days.

Belinda fucking blinked, didn't she.

'Vaginal lids popped open'

'Her steaming vagina'

'He grabbed her cervix'
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Old 03-21-2018, 09:46 PM   #27
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“he grabbed her by the cervix” is a classic
Snap. And don't forget that Youngish Man at the hotel.
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Old 03-21-2018, 11:56 PM   #28
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Oh my fucking days.

Belinda fucking blinked, didn't she.

'Vaginal lids popped open'

'Her steaming vagina'

'He grabbed her cervix'
Holy cow! My vagina has no lid! What shall I do?
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Old 03-22-2018, 12:05 AM   #29
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Holy cow! My vagina has no lid! What shall I do?
Clearly, you need to get one installed.

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Old 03-22-2018, 06:33 PM   #30
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Clearly, you need to get one installed.

Dang! It's not that big! But I did live in a house that had one of those in the closet.
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Old 03-23-2018, 12:22 PM   #31
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Oh my fucking days.

Belinda fucking blinked, didn't she.

'Vaginal lids popped open'

'Her steaming vagina'

'He grabbed her cervix'
^^ These have made my day, cervix grabbing...mmmmm
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Old 04-09-2018, 09:09 PM   #32
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Each is worse than the last - you have been warned

“Batter down my virgin door!”
(That’s an Anne Rice gem)

“Shoot your goo my dude!”
(That’s from a liberal hentai translation)

“Your sperm is raping my sperm, Mom!”
(That’s from a literal hentai translation)
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"Buffin' the Muffin" referring to a woman masturbating. I thought no it was Chris Moore in "The Stupidest Angel".

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