Hitachi magic wand repair

I suppose I could drill some vents, but it rarely gets hot enough to warrant another place to collect lint and dust.

What do you mean by an audio file?

All I can guess is, he wants to hear a sexy voice talk about disassembling electronics. As a fellow nerd, I can totally understand the appeal.
 
All I can guess is, he wants to hear a sexy voice talk about disassembling electronics. As a fellow nerd, I can totally understand the appeal.

I'm all for nedrliness, but I simply cannot imagine someone wanking it to a girl going on about gears and motors. xD;
 
I'm all for nedrliness, but I simply cannot imagine someone wanking it to a girl going on about gears and motors. xD;

I'll send you my phone number in a PM. Call me up sometime...you can talk about what ever you want...gears, motors, make-up...I on the other hand will be busy wanking it to your voice :D
 
I'll send you my phone number in a PM. Call me up sometime...you can talk about what ever you want...gears, motors, make-up...I on the other hand will be busy wanking it to your voice :D

Pfffft! :D

Like I want to hear the sounds of meat slapping while I'm trying to dissect my TV remote. :p
 
Do I look like I've been to an engineering school? :rolleyes:

LOL, how should I know? I barely know anyone here. :p

Point is, in engineering school that cartoon I posted isn't that far off. Now add a woman into the equation. A hot girl talking quantum mechanics or circuit design = a bunch of drooling engineers.
 
A hot girl talking quantum mechanics or circuit design = a bunch of drooling engineers.

I wish this were true. So far my technological skills have done nothing but alienate me. I've never been hit on once in person.
 
I wish this were true. So far my technological skills have done nothing but alienate me. I've never been hit on once in person.

How many technically inclined guy friends do you have? I guarantee at least one of them is harboring a crush on you. Probably more. It's just that most of the time they are too scared to say anything. Comes with the personality type, I guess. We are not an outgoing bunch. :p

It's all in the handbook.

The Engineer's Guide to Life said:
Dating is never easy for engineers. A normal person will employ various indirect and duplicitous methods to create a false impression of attractiveness. Engineers are incapable of placing appearance above function. ... Female engineers become irresistible at the age of consent and remain that way until about thirty minutes after their clinical death. Longer if it's a warm day.
 
Do I look like I've been to an engineering school? :rolleyes:
Well, I can't say I'd be shocked if you have. You certainly have the brains for it and a lot of models/strippers do it to get quick education money. I can definately say I'd be surprised if you don't have some kind of college education, though. ;)
 
Well, I can't say I'd be shocked if you have. You certainly have the brains for it and a lot of models/strippers do it to get quick education money. I can definately say I'd be surprised if you don't have some kind of college education, though. ;)

holy fuck...a compliment to satin? Who are you? You cannot be Infinity...has an alien taken control of your body? (oh...that could be kinda kinky):rose:
 
To hear your voice

I suppose I could drill some vents, but it rarely gets hot enough to warrant another place to collect lint and dust.

What do you mean by an audio file?

I'd really enjoying hearing you describe how you disassembled and reassembled your vibrator. (It's the geek in me)

I'd like to also hear you get yourself off (it's the voyeur in me)
 
There was this one young Lady

I wish this were true. So far my technological skills have done nothing but alienate me. I've never been hit on once in person.

That sat in my organic chemistry class . . . I had to ask her not to sit in front of me . . . she had a killer body.

The only individual that received a higher grade in my security class (an IT class) was also a chemistry major--she had this long red hair and beautiful blue eyes.
 
Trust me

I'm all for nedrliness, but I simply cannot imagine someone wanking it to a girl going on about gears and motors. xD;

Yes, I'm a motor head. But gears and electronics have never caused my pants to drop . . .
 
Well, I can't say I'd be shocked if you have. You certainly have the brains for it and a lot of models/strippers do it to get quick education money. I can definately say I'd be surprised if you don't have some kind of college education, though. ;)

I do have a college education, actually! I'm going back to finish my Master's very soon. I wanted to wait until Brooklyn was a little older and didn't need me all the time.

holy fuck...a compliment to satin? Who are you? You cannot be Infinity...has an alien taken control of your body? (oh...that could be kinda kinky):rose:

HAHAAAAA!!! *dies laughing*

Yes, I'm a motor head. But gears and electronics have never caused my pants to drop . . .

Straight from the horses' mouth y'all.
 
I lied

Yes, I'm a motor head. But gears and electronics have never caused my pants to drop . . .

My prior company purchased their first UNIX server in '94.

I was having an affair with a young lady in the office. I threw her atop the server (once we removed it from its' shipping crate) and we fucked our brains out.

When the server went online, it was named Athena
 
My prior company purchased their first UNIX server in '94.

I was having an affair with a young lady in the office. I threw her atop the server (once we removed it from its' shipping crate) and we fucked our brains out.

When the server went online, it was named Athena

Very sexy...

I would have gone with Aphrodite though.
 
I just pulled tape off of the motor inside the wand and behind the fan...WTH?

Sometimes companies use tape as a cheap way to dampen the harmonics generated by the electric motor. Opposed to using a rubber mount to keep the vibrations down, its just cheap.
 
I know it's dead an' all...

I realise this thread has been dormant (read: dead) a couple of years, but I just wanted to say how much I enjoyed reading it...

Also, on the topic of tech and porn combined, I'm dreaming up a project combining the wand with an arduino... The image links are dead unfortunately, any chance of a re-post?

In the meantime, I'd be interested to know if there's a transformer in the system somewhere, or does the whole wand run at mains voltage?

Thanks!

mm
 
I realise this thread has been dormant (read: dead) a couple of years, but I just wanted to say how much I enjoyed reading it...

Also, on the topic of tech and porn combined, I'm dreaming up a project combining the wand with an arduino... The image links are dead unfortunately, any chance of a re-post?

In the meantime, I'd be interested to know if there's a transformer in the system somewhere, or does the whole wand run at mains voltage?

Thanks!

mm

Actually, I'm glad you bumped it because it saved me from digging it up! :)

After many years of fine service, our Magic Wand is sounding like it needs a tune-up. It might just be the plastic case loosening and vibrating, but I'm sure the motor could use at least a little help as well. I'll have to wait until Hubby is home to open it up and work on it because I'm seriously afraid I'll break it prematurely. He told me to just order a new one, but if this one can be maintained, we could potentially double our pleasure! How fun would it be to use them simultaneously? :D
 
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