Eilan
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I hear ya.
You know you've spent too much time at Lit when. . .
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midwestyankee
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...you can remember why you put 2 people onto your Ignore list, but can't even recall any of the other names on the list.
Aphro
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Walked past a woman at Wal Mart yesterday with a table full of toothbrushes and mouthwash. She called out "It's Oral Health month!" and what I heard in my head was "It's Oral Sex month!" and started uncontrollable giggling as I walked past. I feel certain she thought I was a total nutbar. 
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PeteHulbert37
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Walked past a woman at Wal Mart yesterday with a table full of toothbrushes and mouthwash. She called out "It's Oral Health month!" and what I heard in my head was "It's Oral Sex month!" and started uncontrollable giggling as I walked past. I feel certain she thought I was a total nutbar.
Pfffft, was probably checking you out.
midwestyankee
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Walked past a woman at Wal Mart yesterday with a table full of toothbrushes and mouthwash. She called out "It's Oral Health month!" and what I heard in my head was "It's Oral Sex month!" and started uncontrollable giggling as I walked past. I feel certain she thought I was a total nutbar.
I guess it's a good thing they weren't vibrating tooth brushes then.
Aphro
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I guess it's a good thing they weren't vibrating tooth brushes then.
Hehe. Don't even joke. Those battery operated toothbrushes ARE multipurpose!
Aphro
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Hmmmmmmm. I somehow doubt it. I live in Canada. It's still parka weather here.
midwestyankee
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Emerson40
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BongoGal
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Isn't it odd how the letter I in the words "IN" and "TONIGHT" has been revealed but the I in the supposed "AIR" has not?
Obvious fake is obvious.
midwestyankee
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Good catch!
Miles Long
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Plus, "Luck be in the air tonight" isn't an actual expression anyone uses. It's not a thing.
Cumference
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StrangeView
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When I looked at the back of a box of Asda (UK Supermarket) own brand honey nut corn flakes to find, in bold type, 'HOW DO YOU TOP YOURS?' First thing I thought was "Is that a question I really want to answer over the breakfast table?", closely followed by "How much mess would it make if I hit a bowl of cereal with a riding crop?"
And yes, I do normally live over in BDSM
And yes, I do normally live over in BDSM
StrangeView
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Bramblethorn
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My work has several acronyms that are one letter off porn terms.
One time when I was giving a presentation I accidentally used the porny acronym instead of the one I was supposed to be talking about. I don't think anybody noticed... or if they did, they were kind enough to keep quiet.
lovecraft68
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When you see a pic in a thread and you've seen the porn clip that it came from.....and it happens a lot.
lovecraft68
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We did this roll out for a customer a few years ago that consisted of these large black cases on wheels with a whole product line it for sales reps.
Now they are returning than and they are a pain the ass, we call them "Big black cases"
The other day the girl who was filling in down at receiving calls me and says
'Hey, I have six BBC's down here, what should I do with them?"
She then had to say, "Hey, you there?"
because well....because.
Now they are returning than and they are a pain the ass, we call them "Big black cases"
The other day the girl who was filling in down at receiving calls me and says
'Hey, I have six BBC's down here, what should I do with them?"
She then had to say, "Hey, you there?"
because well....because.
hashtag45
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Just barging in…
I owe you an appology for my nasty replies from a recent thread.
But I was quite sensitized with regards to a certain subject, having been trolled & insulted + + around it, and your pun came just at one of those moments.
So sorry about that, I was inappropriate.
