loquere Smile! Joined May 19, 2011 Posts 35,204 Sep 29, 2014 #1,402 "You know what, when I picked you up I could have sworn that you were a drag queen who would of thought you were'nt even a transexual, but a real woman with a vagina."
"You know what, when I picked you up I could have sworn that you were a drag queen who would of thought you were'nt even a transexual, but a real woman with a vagina."
loquere Smile! Joined May 19, 2011 Posts 35,204 Sep 29, 2014 #1,403 "Who's Jenny? My name isn't Jenny."
loquere Smile! Joined May 19, 2011 Posts 35,204 Sep 29, 2014 #1,406 "I think we should start seeing other people."
loquere Smile! Joined May 19, 2011 Posts 35,204 Sep 29, 2014 #1,411 "What do you mean no, your sister loved it in there."
loquere Smile! Joined May 19, 2011 Posts 35,204 Sep 29, 2014 #1,412 "What do you mean you don't feel anything, I just put my foot in there."
loquere Smile! Joined May 19, 2011 Posts 35,204 Sep 29, 2014 #1,413 "I'm so sorry, I just had my......"
loquere Smile! Joined May 19, 2011 Posts 35,204 Sep 29, 2014 #1,414 "My mother does that way better. Do you even know the defintion of deepthroat?"
loquere Smile! Joined May 19, 2011 Posts 35,204 Sep 29, 2014 #1,415 "Sometimes my jaw just clamps down. I'm just warning you."
loquere Smile! Joined May 19, 2011 Posts 35,204 Sep 29, 2014 #1,416 "What the fuck.... Why is there tuna in your pussy?"
loquere Smile! Joined May 19, 2011 Posts 35,204 Sep 29, 2014 #1,417 "Whats all that green shit growing on you penis?"
loquere Smile! Joined May 19, 2011 Posts 35,204 Sep 29, 2014 #1,418 "Condom? Ohhh I thought you said 'fuck me bareback right now and cum deep inside me,' baby it was just a little miscommunication."
"Condom? Ohhh I thought you said 'fuck me bareback right now and cum deep inside me,' baby it was just a little miscommunication."
loquere Smile! Joined May 19, 2011 Posts 35,204 Sep 29, 2014 #1,419 "Yes, I just impregnated nine girls in one night, I won the bet. I’m going to call my boys right now, roll off of me."
"Yes, I just impregnated nine girls in one night, I won the bet. I’m going to call my boys right now, roll off of me."
loquere Smile! Joined May 19, 2011 Posts 35,204 Sep 29, 2014 #1,421 "I know we just met ten minutes ago, but will you marry me?"
loquere Smile! Joined May 19, 2011 Posts 35,204 Sep 29, 2014 #1,422 "God you’re disgusting, can you like try to do this without touching me.”
loquere Smile! Joined May 19, 2011 Posts 35,204 Sep 29, 2014 #1,423 “Can I drink your blood? Why are you laughing I didn’t tell a joke.”
loquere Smile! Joined May 19, 2011 Posts 35,204 Sep 29, 2014 #1,425 "Is that a table or are those your breasts?"
