Old 07-05-2012, 11:32 AM   #225876
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Oh good!

I wonder if you realize what an asshole you are.
i'll have you know my asshole only makes up a very minor part of my whole anatomy. don't judddddddge me :whines:
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Old 07-05-2012, 11:57 AM   #225877
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If I did it would stretch the screen...... and you know me. I hate pissing people off!

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i'll have you know my asshole only makes up a very minor part of my whole anatomy. don't judddddddge me :whines:
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Old 07-05-2012, 12:27 PM   #225878
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Old 07-05-2012, 12:27 PM   #225879
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Old 07-05-2012, 12:30 PM   #225880
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Old 07-05-2012, 12:31 PM   #225881
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Old 07-05-2012, 12:32 PM   #225882
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Old 07-05-2012, 12:33 PM   #225883
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Old 07-05-2012, 12:55 PM   #225884
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You two are goofs. Big goofs.
Where I'm from, you just called them kiddie diddlers. "Goof" is fighting words round' these parts. Odd how language changes from one place to another.
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Old 07-05-2012, 12:59 PM   #225885
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Where I'm from, you just called them kiddie diddlers. "Goof" is fighting words round' these parts. Odd how language changes from one place to another.
That is definitely not what I meant.
 

Old 07-05-2012, 01:00 PM   #225886
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Where I'm from, you just called them kiddie diddlers. "Goof" is fighting words round' these parts. Odd how language changes from one place to another.



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Old 07-05-2012, 01:05 PM   #225887
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Old 07-05-2012, 01:07 PM   #225888
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Old 07-05-2012, 01:08 PM   #225889
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hoorah! i fixed the washing machine all by myself!!
yes, my hands and arms are red & shredded & sore.
satisfying feeling. pain and achievement. kinda sexy.
Celebrate by dropping you panties, setting it to spin, sitting on top and then taking pictures.

That is what I would do.....
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Old 07-05-2012, 01:10 PM   #225890
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Celebrate by dropping you panties, setting it to spin, sitting on top and then taking pictures.

That is what I would do.....
You would drop your panties?
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Old 07-05-2012, 01:10 PM   #225891
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Celebrate by dropping you panties, setting it to spin, sitting on top and then taking pictures.

That is what I would do.....
i await the day your machine breaks down!
 

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I would try...but sometime and then the string in the G gets stuck.
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Old 07-05-2012, 01:18 PM   #225893
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uh oh, heart, what are you up to all of a sudden?
i've not eaten anything strange, i'm not tired or stressed...

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Old 07-05-2012, 01:49 PM   #225895
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Old 07-05-2012, 01:57 PM   #225896
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Old 07-05-2012, 02:16 PM   #225897
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Old 07-05-2012, 02:19 PM   #225898
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Old 07-05-2012, 02:22 PM   #225899
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Old 07-05-2012, 02:24 PM   #225900
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