Old 12-10-2012, 12:55 PM   #250901
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What's the occasion?
Getting slapped about and abused :-)
I like him. He's straight forward.
 

Old 12-10-2012, 01:06 PM   #250902
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Internet out for 2 days because son in law wouldn't let me pay Best Buy extra 20 bucks to come install new Netgear 600 duel router. His testys aflying, que Tim Allen from Home Improvement "Argh argh argh."
Of course he couldn't figure it out after 2 days. Now old router reconnected till the 17th when we switch back to high speed internet.

Also why is it taking me so long to finish decorating? I keep giving stuff away and there's still more to put out. Although I got rid of my christmas town display and all my snowmen for inside but now have new displays of various santa's and almost a dozen nutcrackers in various sizes. (which I'm kinda partial too)

Two more days till my middle daughter and granddaughter arrive for the holidays.
 

Old 12-10-2012, 01:12 PM   #250903
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Getting slapped about and abused :-)
I like him. He's straight forward.
I'm usually in pajama bottoms and a tee shirt when it happens, so I'm probably no help with the dress code, but shouldn't something you'd normally wear be just fine? Soft and feminine? Maybe even a bit retro? Suddenly I'm all swoony over the idea of dressing the part of the 50's woman with pearls and heels and getting backhanded and forced to my knees.

But if he's straight forward, it wouldn't matter if you were in jeans or an evening gown, right?
 

Old 12-10-2012, 01:19 PM   #250904
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I'm usually in pajama bottoms and a tee shirt when it happens, so I'm probably no help with the dress code, but shouldn't something you'd normally wear be just fine? Soft and feminine? Maybe even a bit retro? Suddenly I'm all swoony over the idea of dressing the part of the 50's woman with pearls and heels and getting backhanded and forced to my knees.

But if he's straight forward, it wouldn't matter if you were in jeans or an evening gown, right?
I'll go with the 40's style tea dress.
I can always replace lost buttons.

You're good xx
 

Old 12-10-2012, 01:21 PM   #250905
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I'll go with the 40's style tea dress.
I can always replace lost buttons.

You're good xx
Yay!

Hope you have a really wonderful date.
 

Old 12-10-2012, 01:32 PM   #250906
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You know I love you, but you need to understand that I'm a stoic.

That side of me contends with the romantic side constantly.
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Old 12-10-2012, 01:47 PM   #250907
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Old 12-10-2012, 01:52 PM   #250908
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There's a thingy of lube in my bed. Wh-

Oh right. I remember now.

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Old 12-10-2012, 02:04 PM   #250909
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Old 12-10-2012, 02:24 PM   #250910
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Old 12-10-2012, 02:38 PM   #250911
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I got a pocket, got a pocket full of some change.
I got some change and I know that is all mine.

Coffee, yes coffee.

Coffee is the precious and I need it to live.
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Old 12-10-2012, 02:39 PM   #250912
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Old 12-10-2012, 02:40 PM   #250913
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Not reacurring, more like continuation. That can't be right, can it?
 

Old 12-10-2012, 02:54 PM   #250914
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oh, how i love coffee. hot and creamy, life giving nectar of the gods. nothing is quite as satisfying as a fresh brewed cup when you wake up, except enjoying it with a cigarette.
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Old 12-10-2012, 03:06 PM   #250915
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I got some change and I know that is all mine.

Coffee, yes coffee.

Coffee is the precious and I need it to live.
Do what you want but you're never gonna break me, stick and stones ain't never gonna shake me, yo. Oh-whoa.
 

Old 12-10-2012, 03:08 PM   #250916
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Do what you want but you're never gonna break me, stick and stones ain't never gonna shake me, yo. Oh-whoa.
Oh right, fuck.

I forgot what came next, it's been a while since I've seen Easy-A
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Old 12-10-2012, 03:08 PM   #250917
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Old 12-10-2012, 03:09 PM   #250918
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Old 12-10-2012, 03:20 PM   #250919
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My crock pot is easily my most prized possession.
 

Old 12-10-2012, 03:22 PM   #250920
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I forgot what came next, it's been a while since I've seen Easy-A
Listen to me. You didn't forget what came next. You made it your own.
 

Old 12-10-2012, 03:22 PM   #250921
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My crock pot is easily my most prized possession.
If you were to strip that might change.
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Old 12-10-2012, 03:24 PM   #250922
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Old 12-10-2012, 03:26 PM   #250923
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You're full of yourself today, sir.
 

Old 12-10-2012, 03:35 PM   #250924
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You're full of yourself today, sir.
Was that intended as a chastisement?

Or a compliment?
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