Old 06-07-2013, 02:01 PM   #276851
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tolerate is not love, but in your case it probably has to serve.
Since it's about mutual masturbation and her licking my feet, tis sufficient, twill suffice.
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This is what some of me looks like. Some twat's tits!
 

Old 06-07-2013, 02:01 PM   #276852
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Old 06-07-2013, 02:03 PM   #276853
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Since it's about mutual masturbation and her licking my feet, tis sufficient, twill suffice.
tmi..
 

Old 06-07-2013, 02:04 PM   #276854
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Old 06-07-2013, 02:05 PM   #276855
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Because we're not in the same place, for starters.
Isnt it at least easier being alone not in the same place?

And if we were in the same place, you'd be alone with a cat menagerie, and you'd have to call the fire department to get me out of the tree.
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Old 06-07-2013, 02:08 PM   #276856
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Cha-fucking Ching.

Again.

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Old 06-07-2013, 02:08 PM   #276857
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I didn't find love in Paris, I found Frenchmen who were rude to me.
 

Old 06-07-2013, 02:15 PM   #276858
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Penis.
 

Old 06-07-2013, 02:17 PM   #276859
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Old 06-07-2013, 02:18 PM   #276860
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Penis.

Okay, since you asked...

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Old 06-07-2013, 02:18 PM   #276861
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The new tumblr archive pages are wank.
Innit!?
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Old 06-07-2013, 02:18 PM   #276862
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Old 06-07-2013, 02:19 PM   #276863
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Old 06-07-2013, 02:21 PM   #276864
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kbate, you can have this instead

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Old 06-07-2013, 02:35 PM   #276865
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Okay, since you asked...

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Old 06-07-2013, 02:36 PM   #276866
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Old 06-07-2013, 02:36 PM   #276867
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Innit blad.
 

Old 06-07-2013, 02:42 PM   #276868
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Was a guy on bus the other night who actually kept saying it.
He was off his face drunk, had blood on his adidas trainers, mushed knuckles & kept shouting at driver to hurry cos he doesn't "have all day, innit blad".
He kept trying to phone his "stupid cunt junkie girlfriend" & doing weirdest drunk yoga thing.
Needless to say I shall never refuse a lift home on Saturday night.
 

Old 06-07-2013, 02:44 PM   #276869
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Blad?
 

Old 06-07-2013, 02:53 PM   #276870
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Like "mate" I guess.
 

Old 06-07-2013, 02:57 PM   #276871
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Odd! Never heard that round here.
 

Old 06-07-2013, 03:10 PM   #276872
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I assumed it's weird accent "blood" & means "brother" or mate. Mark maybe would know better, maybe he'll comment. Maybe. I'm foreign so not an expert on those things.
 

Old 06-07-2013, 03:21 PM   #276873
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I assumed it's weird accent "blood" & means "brother" or mate. Mark maybe would know better, maybe he'll comment. Maybe. I'm foreign so not an expert on those things.
That's blackfella talk round these parts, and you're right.

Though, these parts are Australia.
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Old 06-07-2013, 03:28 PM   #276874
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Old 06-07-2013, 03:32 PM   #276875
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That's blackfella talk round these parts, and you're right.

Though, these parts are Australia.
Awesome. This is very interesting, too
 
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