SmileyGirl
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Or up their nose!
And that women love getting that jizz all over their face and hair.
It's a "facial" after all
Things... you learned from watching porn
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Or up their nose!
It's a "facial" after all
Matt_Next_Door
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All social activities are merely fronts for the constant orgies that everyone has.
julybaby04
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That is funny!
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All step mothers like to help their step children learn how to have sex.
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All women get laid, while keeping their high heels on. Only heels and nothing else!
julybaby04
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Any secretary hired will be a model, wear glasses, own a black skirt, white shirt that is too small and heels...and is expected to give it up within 15 minutes of starting the job.
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That every guy is hung like a horse and I'm woefully inadequate.
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julybaby04
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yeah.... that has been my experience. You are not implying that it is unrealistic?
Of course it is real.....lol....I don't own a black skirt...sorry....
You won't need a skirt just an over coat.
SmileyGirl
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Don't forget, teacher, coach and Daddy's bbf!!
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That no one bats an eye to a woman being stripped down and tied to a pole in the middle of the day in public.
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Okletsgo
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Real lesbians have short fingernails. Porn stars do not
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and wear cargo shorts, polo shorts and man belts.
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That I wouldn't be a very popular porn star.
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I know when I'm pleasing a woman, that she should moan, "Ooh fuck, oooh fuck, oh yeah fuck my ass, oooh yeah fuck it!"
Evidently I haven't got it right yet, cause when I try that with Mrs Jett she says, "What the hell do you think you're doing!?"
Better watch some more then.
Evidently I haven't got it right yet, cause when I try that with Mrs Jett she says, "What the hell do you think you're doing!?"
Better watch some more then.
Oh yeah, how could I forget about them. And that all classrooms have like 6 or 7 students max.
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