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The "I Didn't Get Laid Today" Thread

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Salvor-Hardon said:
No sex here either, just over the 2 months mark, with 19 months of unfulfillment before that.

Thankfully my hands can reach belwo my waist, or I'd be in real trouble.
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I know what you mean! Also very glad for the invention of sex toys.

(and clothespins)

SJ
 
sophia jane said:
I know what you mean! Also very glad for the invention of sex toys.

(and clothespins)

SJ
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*shiver*

I'll make the coffee, you go get the clothespins ;)
 
Salvor-Hardon said:
Probably closer than I keep my coffee mug. And I love my coffee mug.
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Lol. They're actually in my bedroom, so they're not that close right now...

SJ
 
lilredjammies said:
Do I need to plug you in to use those attachments? *impish grin*
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Ummm well if you use more than one at a time, I have a hard walking a straight line for about a day or so afterwards.

And the one with the fuzzy bristly thingies at the end tickle really badly!
 
sophia jane said:
Lol. They're actually in my bedroom, so they're not that close right now...

SJ
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That's ok, I just finished my coffee so I have to go get a new pot brewing regardless.

and are they wooden or plastic clothespins?

I do so love the look of wood.
 
Salvor-Hardon said:
That's ok, I just finished my coffee so I have to go get a new pot brewing regardless.

and are they wooden or plastic clothespins?

I do so love the look of wood.
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I have both. :devil:

SJ
 
What's going on???

Did EVERYONE get laid this weekend but me?

This is so not fair! I want a lawyer! or better yet a dancer with a loose set of morals!!
 
Salvor-Hardon said:
Did EVERYONE get laid this weekend but me?

This is so not fair! I want a lawyer! or better yet a dancer with a loose set of morals!!
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I'm still here and still unlaid. I just got tired of being the first person to post everyday. :eek:

SJ
 
As sad as this sounds I think I should make a "I didnt get laid this century" thread. Then hopefully other folks in the same rut as me can get together and share our sympathy. Last time was March of '00 for me.

I'm going to need to make a few booty calls or start buying hand lotion from Sam's in the 55 gallon drums. :(
 
Salvor-Hardon said:
Did EVERYONE get laid this weekend but me?

This is so not fair! I want a lawyer! or better yet a dancer with a loose set of morals!!
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Nope, going on three weeks again for me.

I know, I know. Some of you are going "Three weeks?? That's nothing."

But I'm married... still can't get any when I want it. sigh
 
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