I am a Maestro with 38 years in this lifestyle

I built a little birdhouse in my soul... not sure why.

Perhaps, like Emily Dickinson, you were trying to house a small bird...

Hope is the thing with feathers
That perches in the soul,
And sings the tune without the words,
And never stops at all
 
And now I'm going to have those two songs stuck in my head all day!
 
I'm Spider-Woman.

No, really.

I once came across BDSM porn that involved a woman who was naked except for a spider hat. Big black spider with legs sticking out the sides of her head. I really wish (a) I'd been able to find out the context, and (b) I'd saved a copy.
 
I am a cruel man. But fair.

I am the best of the best of the best. Sir.

I am a ... human being.

I'm a Republican.

I'm the NRA.

I am your density.

I am Legend.

I am America (and so can you).

I am a man of constant sorrow.

I am a human time bomb.

I am your father.
 
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I'm a man of wealth and fame.

I'm a believer.

I'm so lonesome I could die.

I'm free!
 
I'm a member of an apelike race in the asshole end of the twentieth century...
Oh snap. That hasn't worked for over a decade :( sorry James.
 
In a clearing stands a boxer and a fighter by his trade

(Love that song)
 
If you want a lover
I'll do anything you ask me to
And if you want another kind of love
I'll wear a mask for you
If you want a partner
Take my hand
Or if you want to strike me down in anger
Here I stand
I'm your man
If you want a boxer
I will step into the ring for you
And if you want a doctor
I'll examine every inch of you
If you want a driver
Climb inside
Or if you want to take me for a ride
You know you can
I'm your man

Ah, the moon's too bright
The chain's too tight
The beast won't go to sleep
I've been running through these promises to you
That I made and I could not keep
Ah but a man never got a woman back
Not by begging on his knees
Or I'd crawl to you baby
And I'd fall at your feet
And I'd howl at your beauty
Like a dog in heat
And I'd claw at your heart
And I'd tear at your sheet
I'd say please, please
I'm your man

And if you've got to sleep
A moment on the road
I will steer for you
And if you want to work the street alone
I'll disappear for you
If you want a father for your child
Or only want to walk with me a while
Across the sand
I'm your man

If you want a lover
I'll do anything you ask me to
And if you want another kind of love
I'll wear a mask for you
<NB - Mask offer is non-transferable and non-negotiable. Actual monetary value of dog in heat £0.00001. Torn sheets are the responsibility of the sheet owner.>
 
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