PM asshattery

You guys are fuckin' awesome! I love it!! I am filing all of your replies away for future use. :D
 
I used to have this link... I'd send it to people who sent me stupid ass emails. It would just brig up pop up after pop up. It wasn't harmful. No viruses. But you couldn't close it out until after about a minute. But the best part was that it had this really loud voice that said, "Hey everybody!!! I'm looking at gay porn!!!" And it repeated over and over and over and over. Bwhahahaha. I have some friends who hate my guts because of that.
 
That is awesome!

The best was my buddy at college who thought he was opening a political email. I taught him a lesson for sending me his stupid ass political emails. I hate that shit. So I got him good. Luckily in the library, they had speakers on the computers. :) Bwhahahaha.

We don't talk a lot now.
 
I would love to send that to my IT buddies, but their work computers are severely internet filtered and won't allow about 80% of the internet through.
 
3 PMs from the same guy...

May I...Ask, respectfully, if you find
(insert pic link here)
erotic?

I am 48, and a (career that indicates he is likely a douche) here in Central XXXX. I hope you're having a wonderful time here on Lit. And enough with the photons.
Yours,
Asshat

Nothing completely outrageous, but still probably trolling. At least he's not all "hey baby let's do it" but the more I think about it, the more annoyed I get. Four things bother me about this:

1. You don't want to be respectful, or you wouldn't keep sending PMs when I don't respond to the first one. That isn't respectful, it's wasting my time.

2. I didn't ask you to send me a pic. If you want to know if people find it erotic, how about posting it on the Erotic Couples Images thread? You'll get lots of feedback, I'm sure. I did not respond because after seeing the pic, the couple looked like they were not quite 18 and it frankly creeped me out.

3. "enough with the photons" Now you insult my profession and my adorable nerdiness! Poorly played, Asshat, poorly played. Be thankful you are not on my exam table or I'd fire up that KV and MAS and fry your tiny testicles right off.

4. Signed "Yours"? I do not know you...you are not mine!!

Please someone tell me I'm not the only lucky one to receive PMs from this guy!
 
May I...Ask, respectfully, if you find
(insert pic link here)
erotic?

I am 48, and a (career that indicates he is likely a douche) here in Central XXXX. I hope you're having a wonderful time here on Lit. And enough with the photons.
Yours,
Asshat

Nothing completely outrageous, but still probably trolling. At least he's not all "hey baby let's do it" but the more I think about it, the more annoyed I get. Four things bother me about this:

1. You don't want to be respectful, or you wouldn't keep sending PMs when I don't respond to the first one. That isn't respectful, it's wasting my time.

2. I didn't ask you to send me a pic. If you want to know if people find it erotic, how about posting it on the Erotic Couples Images thread? You'll get lots of feedback, I'm sure. I did not respond because after seeing the pic, the couple looked like they were not quite 18 and it frankly creeped me out.

3. "enough with the photons" Now you insult my profession and my adorable nerdiness! Poorly played, Asshat, poorly played. Be thankful you are not on my exam table or I'd fire up that KV and MAS and fry your tiny testicles right off.

4. Signed "Yours"? I do not know you...you are not mine!!

Please someone tell me I'm not the only lucky one to receive PMs from this guy!


Hahahaha. Tell us a list of douchie careers!!!! I wanna know what they are.
 
Before I had even began to fill in my profile details I received this little gem:

may i ask you
have you ever left your wet panties for some elese to find them ?

I mean really, what ever happened to hello?!
 
Before I had even began to fill in my profile details I received this little gem:

may i ask you
have you ever left your wet panties for some elese to find them ?

I mean really, what ever happened to hello?!

Well!!!! Have you?!?!? I asked in private, but you ignored me! :)
 
Douchie Careers...

Douchie careers? How about a porn casting director?? That's one. It wasn't the chosen career or the asshat that PM'd me, but it is douchie!

I'm not going to list his career, because frankly I don't want to open that can of worns.

Let's talk about career with the hottest and non-douchiest people in them instead. I'll start:

ENGINEERS!!
 
Let's talk about career with the hottest and non-douchiest people in them instead. I'll start:

ENGINEERS!!

I think this is understood universally as the sexiest career ever. It just is.



I see. JessicaE, next time, don't post my asshat PM on this page.
 
I've started offering constructive criticism on the worst of them - just can't help myself!
 
Haha - just offered my suggestions on how an asshat could get more responses & got this in return -

"I do just fine thanks lol

That's a lot of work to more than likely not even get a reply."

I suggested, rather than cutting & pasting a message, using a woman's name & saying he liked something about her in his PMs - if that's a lot of work then I despair to think what he must be like in bed!
 
It's sad, isn't it, when they don't even realize that a little bit of "work" would more than likely increase their odds. You're right he probably just lays three in bed and makes the girl do all the work....lazy bastard!!!
 
It's sad, isn't it, when they don't even realize that a little bit of "work" would more than likely increase their odds. You're right he probably just lays three in bed and makes the girl do all the work....lazy bastard!!!

But my wife likes it when I let her do all the work.
 
xbuxombabex quoth:
...just offered my suggestions on how an asshat could get more responses & got this in return -

"i do just fine thanks lol

that's a lot of work to more than likely not even get a reply."

i suggested, rather than cutting & pasting a message, using a woman's name & saying he liked something about her in his PMs - if that's a lot of work then i despair to think what he must be like in bed!
perhaps the fuckwit will see this and possibly get a clue. hell, i think you just bought him one!

ed
 
Ok ladies, here you go, this should be the ultimate response to your PM Asshats.:D

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Granny porn, send them granny porn, that should cool their jets. :D

On another similar forum I knew posters who sent bestiality vids of toothless meth hags blowing various farm animals, I have actually almost puked at what they sent out! But was a great way to send em packing.
 
First thing in the morning. . . really?

Sir Asshat O'Knickerlicker said:
I would like to lick your panties.
And feel your heel crush my balls...

Clearly this lad has not been over to the high heel thread to take a peek at my footwear. My heels would put him in the hospital, and reduce his chances of procreation significantly. Hmmmm, maybe that is not such a bad idea afterall. . . ;)
 
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