Old 01-22-2013, 11:05 AM   #77026
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Old 01-22-2013, 11:06 AM   #77027
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Old 01-22-2013, 11:09 AM   #77028
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Old 01-22-2013, 11:15 AM   #77029
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Old 01-22-2013, 11:16 AM   #77030
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Old 01-22-2013, 11:19 AM   #77031
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I am so hungry...Famished!

I want all the things I shouldn't have...I want mashed potatoes, mac and cheese, lots of warm bread melted in butter and chips and salsa...AND pizza...

I am getting grumpy eating veggies, fruits, greek yogurt with flaxseed and all the other good for you things...Good for body but not good for soul...ya know?...
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Old 01-22-2013, 11:20 AM   #77032
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I'm thinking this is a good time for some serious lit
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Old 01-22-2013, 05:33 PM   #77033
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My penis curves to the left. Now is it a natural curve or is it because I am left handed? If I start jerking it right handed will it straighten up or do I have to jerk off right handed the same amount of time I have jerked off left handed?

Fuck it I will just let it keep making a left hand turn. If I try to masturbate with my opposite hand I am willing to hurt myself. I have seen how I throw a ball right handed and it isn't pretty.
 

Old 01-22-2013, 05:46 PM   #77034
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Oh. Forgot... well, now I'm wondering about Iht penis curve.
 

Old 01-22-2013, 05:53 PM   #77035
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Oh. Forgot... well, now I'm wondering about Iht penis curve.
Yeah I can't piss with a hard on or I will hit the shower curtain. My penis's blinker is always on apparently.
 

Old 01-22-2013, 05:57 PM   #77036
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Yeah I can't piss with a hard on or I will hit the shower curtain. My penis's blinker is always on apparently.
What if you'd slightly twist your body while pissing with hard on, to adjust and allow for the curve?
This calls for experiment!
 

Old 01-22-2013, 06:06 PM   #77037
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What if you'd slightly twist your body while pissing with hard on, to adjust and allow for the curve?
This calls for experiment!
I would have to twist and stand on my head. I can't even do the chicken dance.
 

Old 01-22-2013, 06:13 PM   #77038
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I would have to twist and stand on my head. I can't even do the chicken dance.
How about moving the toilet to where shower (curtain) is? Surely being able to finally piss standing whilst having hardon must be worth a spot of diy/decorating.
Besides, I recon that shower curtain must be minging by now
 

Old 01-22-2013, 06:27 PM   #77039
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How about moving the toilet to where shower (curtain) is? Surely being able to finally piss standing whilst having hardon must be worth a spot of diy/decorating.
Besides, I recon that shower curtain must be minging by now
I just go outside now. Much wider target. Plus the shrubs have never looked healthier.
 

Old 01-22-2013, 06:32 PM   #77040
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I just go outside now. Much wider target. Plus the shrubs have never looked healthier.
Man, marking his land.
Nice, nice.
 

Old 01-22-2013, 06:35 PM   #77041
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Old 01-22-2013, 06:43 PM   #77042
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I want a wolf as a pet
Ummmmmm ....well...hate to tell you but they don't like Bears...

I on the other hand love them...
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Old 01-22-2013, 06:46 PM   #77043
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Ummmmmm ....well...hate to tell you but they don't like Bears...

I on the other hand love them...
Really (to the first statement)?

And awww...
 

Old 01-22-2013, 06:48 PM   #77044
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Really (to the first statement)?

And awww...

And why pray tell would you want a wolf instead of a puppy...( see the pic in my profile)....awwww

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Old 01-22-2013, 08:54 PM   #77045
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Old 01-22-2013, 09:02 PM   #77046
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Makes me smile to read that....
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Old 01-22-2013, 09:07 PM   #77047
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Yeah i just lift my leg every where I go. Easier that way although i have to wash my jeans every night.
 

Old 01-22-2013, 09:35 PM   #77048
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Makes me smile to read that....
And knowing that, made me smile.....
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Old 01-22-2013, 09:37 PM   #77049
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Old 01-22-2013, 10:23 PM   #77050
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