Bruce Jenner Make-over

JAMESBJOHNSON · Jan 31, 2015

How many of you GEEBEE guys are gonna tune in when Jenner becomes Garnate?

RobDownSouth · Jan 31, 2015

Bruce Jenner is going to drive tabloid newsstand sales for the next six months.

Wat_Tyler · Jan 31, 2015

Bruce is too tall to be Garnate.

ms_ann_thrope · Jan 31, 2015

Is he turning into a whore?

JAMESBJOHNSON · Jan 31, 2015

RobDownSouth said:
Bruce Jenner is going to drive tabloid newsstand sales for the next six months.

I hear you bought Jenner's make-over kit to try at home.

RobDownSouth · Jan 31, 2015

JAMESBJOHNSON said:
I hear you bought Jenner's make-over kit to try at home.

Nah, I'm done with plastic surgery for a while.

Beco · Jan 31, 2015

BY AILI NAHAS 01/30/2015 AT 07:55 PM EST
His changing look has been a much-buzzed-about topic for months, and now PEOPLE has confirmed that Bruce Jenner has been quietly making a very personal change. The former Olympian will soon be living life as female.

"Bruce is transitioning to a woman," says a source close to the family. "He is finally happy and his family is accepting of what he's doing. He's in such a great space. That's why it's the perfect time to do something like this."

RobDownSouth · Jan 31, 2015

Beco said:
BY AILI NAHAS 01/30/2015 AT 07:55 PM EST
His changing look has been a much-buzzed-about topic for months, and now PEOPLE has confirmed that Bruce Jenner has been quietly making a very personal change. The former Olympian will soon be living life as female.

"Bruce is transitioning to a woman," says a source close to the family. "He is finally happy and his family is accepting of what he's doing. He's in such a great space. That's why it's the perfect time to do something like this."

Simply scandalous, isn't it?
Graphic reenactment of JamesBJohnson's reaction to Bruce Jenner news:

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unregistered · Jan 31, 2015

RobDownSouth · Jan 31, 2015

vettepussy said:
Yep, all of that pork belly they stripped off your self-indulgent mid-section must have been life threatening, and to add insult to injury, now you actually have to pick up a broom to sweep the driveway...times are hard, but hey, now you can check on your cunt without a mirror.

Anytime you wanna do a bench press challenge, tubby, let me know.

unregistered · Jan 31, 2015

JAMESBJOHNSON · Jan 31, 2015

vetteman said:
Yep, all of that pork belly they stripped off your self-indulgent mid-section must have been life threatening, and to add insult to injury, now you actually have to pick up a broom to sweep the driveway...times are hard, but hey, now you can check on your cunt without a mirror.

Ouch

I heard ROB owns one of those exhaust system mirrors the inspection guys use. Yuh s'pose ROB fogs the mirror when he's checking?

RobDownSouth · Jan 31, 2015

vetteREMF said:
Don't make me laugh, I got chapped lips.

I doubt a mewling quim like you could even bench your own IQ, let alone your weight. I'd put money on it.

Wrong Element · Jan 31, 2015

I'm shocked. Jenner has always seemed so comfortable in his skin.

Wrong Element · Jan 31, 2015

Rainshine said:
Wait. Is he really doing this? A show? Is there nothing that family won't sell?! Fuck.

Reportedly, he gathered the whole family together, with cameras running, to make the big announcement. Which is incomprehensible to me, but hey, it's worked for them so far.

I think their reaction was "This is supposed to be news? Mom took your balls years ago."

albertaboy · Jan 31, 2015

I'm sure the whole thing is designed to produce yet another reality show.

Que · Jan 31, 2015

Without a doubt. It has worked so far for that family rather profitibly.

doowdniw · Jan 31, 2015

query said:
Without a doubt. It has worked so far for that family rather profitibly.

Hopefully they're investing wisely.

snugglestruggle · Feb 1, 2015

I can't say this was unexpected (living with those wacked Kardashian women) though I thought nervous breakdown, not sex change.

Que · Feb 1, 2015

RobDownSouth said:
I doubt a mewling quim like you could even bench your own IQ, let alone your weight. I'd put money on it.

I am quite sure you can bench your IQ.

Some of "your" insults would seem moderately clever if I didn't know that your facility for creativity was nil. Every word you ever write is borrowed from somewhere.

"Mewling quim" you plagiarized from Byron. I suspect it would amuse him to be so immortalized.

dirtwrench · Feb 1, 2015

Really? After living with/being married to that insufferable bitch for all those years I would say anything he wants that is legal he has earned. Maybe even a few illegal things.

I feel the same about the Kartrashions as the Dude feels about the Eagles.

Go for it Bruce, Betty, whatever the hell name ya choose.

Beco · Feb 1, 2015

snugglestruggle said:
I can't say this was unexpected (living with those wacked Kardashian women) though I thought nervous breakdown, not sex change.

I doubt Jenner even interacts with them on a daily basis, other than perhaps his wife...or his ex wife, not sure if they are still married.

Noor · Feb 1, 2015

query said:
I am quite sure you can bench your IQ.

Some of "your" insults would seem moderately clever if I didn't know that your facility for creativity was nil. Every word you ever write is borrowed from somewhere.

"Mewling quim" you plagiarized from Byron. I suspect it would amuse him to be so immortalized.

No, actually he did not take it from Byron, but it would amuse him to think you thought he did

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