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Old 05-08-2018, 09:40 AM   #126
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Sounds like someone's mom finally got a lock for her bedroom door.
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Old 05-08-2018, 12:46 PM   #127
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Christ on a bike, it took a conversation off line to convince you it wasn't a clever idea? I'm gob-smacked that five pages on this thread wasn't enough! Mate, you're a legend, most entertaining!
Maybe because the posts on this thread weren't really '' answers ''
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Old 05-08-2018, 12:53 PM   #128
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Excellent. I would give you a high five but I'm slightly concerned where your hand has been.
I stopped using my hand years ago......ever since I got more flexible in yoga class.
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Old 05-08-2018, 03:00 PM   #129
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This is going to be a really awkward conversation lol
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Old 05-08-2018, 06:05 PM   #130
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Maybe because the posts on this thread weren't really '' answers ''
They weren't the answers you wanted, but they were generally advice that it wasn't the best idea you've ever had. Which, apparently, is the same advice you received from your sage.

Did you buy your mom flowers?
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Old 05-08-2018, 06:24 PM   #131
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They weren't the answers you wanted, but they were generally advice that it wasn't the best idea you've ever had. Which, apparently, is the same advice you received from your sage.

Did you buy your mom flowers?
I don't think this qualifies as an answer

You likey the Peenie Coladas,
And getting caught by your ma!


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Old 05-08-2018, 09:18 PM   #132
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I don't think this qualifies as an answer

You likey the Peenie Coladas,
And getting caught by your ma.

Granted, that one's a piss take. But you did get some sensible advice, early on, that you chose to ignore, because it wasn't what you wanted to hear. You did ask in the first place, remember?
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Old 05-09-2018, 04:59 AM   #133
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Granted, that one's a piss take. But you did get some sensible advice, early on, that you chose to ignore, because it wasn't what you wanted to hear. You did ask in the first place, remember?
Yeah you told me to make wide ranging circles around her so that I can run away as soon as something dumb happens.
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Old 08-08-2018, 09:33 PM   #134
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Do it

I say whip it out and cum all over her
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Old 08-08-2018, 11:20 PM   #135
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Is this technically in the incest category

Yes.
The fact that you can get off even knowing you're mom is anywhere in the vicinity pretty much puts it in the incest category. The vast vast majority if people would NEVER be in a position for a parent to see them.

If you just liked being watched, you'd probably go for a non family member.

Is it wrong?
I dunno. Your mom's a grown adult and i don't know enough about her to judge how she really feels on this.

But yes....this is definitely in the incestuous category of activities.
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Old 08-09-2018, 11:11 AM   #136
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Out of curiosity, why does it have to be in her bedroom? Why not the comfort of your own bed?
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Old 08-09-2018, 09:02 PM   #137
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Out of curiosity, why does it have to be in her bedroom? Why not the comfort of your own bed?
I LOVE your signature quote!!!!
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Old 08-15-2018, 01:31 PM   #138
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Hey Kev, how did it all turn out? If you are still looking for advice, if your relationship is as open as you describe, then just ask her. The worst that could happen is an awkward conversation in which your bubble is busted and you find out that she never really was that comfy with it all. Of course that is it's own risk. Post an update, inquiring minds want to know.
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Old 09-07-2018, 07:28 AM   #139
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First I'd say it sounds like you want her to be part of it as you will get gratification from being her room and her being there. I dont think this is a good idea personally. As to doing it in same room or her seeing you in your room is more natural. Do not force her to see anything she doesnt want. Remember her bedroom is her domain, her safe haven.
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Old 09-07-2018, 07:32 AM   #140
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Remember her bedroom is her domain, her safe haven.
Not in Pineapple Kevin's world, it's not .
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