LostGirlTink
Adorkable weirdo
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I laughed until I cried at Mike Pence.
Same.
Same.
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He's one frightening mofo. *nods solemnly*I laughed until I cried at Mike Pence.
Same.
Another round:
1. Do you like to mow your lawn?
No. I pay people for that and that's why I tolerate having teenagers.
2. At the grocery store, do you (generally) zip through and grab what you need, or do you spend a lot of time comparing prices?
I know the prices at my store pretty well so I usually just grab and go. I hate shopping.
3. Do you own underwear that isn't comfortable, but looks sexy?
I'm female. Of course I do.
4. Do you like who you are?
Usually. Right now? Not as much as normal. I'm working on it.
5. Do you believe in ghosts?
Yes I do. I don't think they are the type of ghosts most talk about but yes.
6. Do you wish you were more mechanically capable with your car, or are you cool with the mechanic dealing with it?
Again, that's what I pay people for. I'm aware of my limitations.
7. What is the sexiest thing someone can do to you without touching you?
That's too person specific.
8. Is there porn on your phone?
I have tumblr, so... um.. yeah duh.
9. Do you regret NOT having done something sexually? What is it? Will you do it in the future?
Yes. I wish I'd stayed and not gone home. That's as specific as i'm going to be. If given the opportunity I would in a heartbeat/COLOR]
10. What fashion style do you wish would make a comeback?
Pinup.
Feel free to add your own questions, we have to keep this place running until JSG gets back.
I can't think of any questions right now. I'll see if i can get you some. Where the hell is JSG?
Another round:
1. Do you like to mow your lawn?
Nope, I have a bad back. So I've been forced to hire a young, attractive college boy in need of a few dollars and spend many precious hours of my own time teaching him all the ins and out of how I like my yard work done.
2. At the grocery store, do you (generally) zip through and grab what you need, or do you spend a lot of time comparing prices?
I compare prices on any items I'm not already familiar with, but I can zip through pretty efficiently when I want to. If I'm alone, then I take my time.
Closest thing to a vacation that I get.
3. Do you own underwear that isn't comfortable, but looks sexy?
Haha, yes. But they're just for show, it's not like they're staying on or anything.
4. Do you like who you are?
More or less, yes.
To be more accurate, I like who I am becoming.
5. Do you believe in ghosts?
No. I believe in angels, I believe in demons, I do not believe in ghosts.
6. Do you wish you were more mechanically capable with your car, or are you cool with the mechanic dealing with it?
I can't do everything!
And besides, mechanics are good for more than just changing my oil.
7. What is the sexiest thing someone can do to you without touching you?
Make eye contact, lean in, and whisper something completely benign. 'That'll be $42.97, ma'am. Will you be paying with cash or credit today?'
8. Is there porn on your phone?
Ahhhhh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
9. Do you regret NOT having done something sexually? What is it? Will you do it in the future?
No... ? I'm pretty adventurous. The only thing I've said no to in the past thirty years was every time my ex tried to cram his dry dick into my dry asshole without any kind of lube of warm-up. Or warning.
10. What fashion style do you wish would make a comeback?
White go-go boots.
Feel free to add your own questions, we have to keep this place running until JSG gets back.
Another round:
1. Do you like to mow your lawn? Um, this question does not compute.
2. At the grocery store, do you (generally) zip through and grab what you need, or do you spend a lot of time comparing prices? Not prices, but I do spend time looking at the nutrition labels.
3. Do you own underwear that isn't comfortable, but looks sexy? Yes, I'm not sure if the two words even go together.
4. Do you like who you are? I think so, yes. There's always room to improve, but that doesn't mean I don't like me.
5. Do you believe in ghosts? I think so, though I've never seen one.
6. Do you wish you were more mechanically capable with your car, or are you cool with the mechanic dealing with it? I'm good with having someone else deal with it. I keep up with the maintenance, and I researched to find the most reliable car I could get, so I don't really worry about breakdowns or anything.
7. What is the sexiest thing someone can do to you without touching you? Pay attention to me. Make me feel adored.
8. Is there porn on your phone? No
9. Do you regret NOT having done something sexually? What is it? Will you do it in the future? No, I've done things I wanted to do. I'll probably do them again, too.
10. What fashion style do you wish would make a comeback? Men wearing suits and women wearing dresses. And hats. I like hats.
Feel free to add your own questions, we have to keep this place running until JSG gets back.
Another round:
1. Do you like to mow your lawn?
2. At the grocery store, do you (generally) zip through and grab what you need, or do you spend a lot of time comparing prices?
3. Do you own underwear that isn't comfortable, but looks sexy?
4. Do you like who you are?
5. Do you believe in ghosts?
6. Do you wish you were more mechanically capable with your car, or are you cool with the mechanic dealing with it?
7. What is the sexiest thing someone can do to you without touching you?
8. Is there porn on your phone?
9. Do you regret NOT having done something sexually? What is it? Will you do it in the future?
10. What fashion style do you wish would make a comeback?
Feel free to add your own questions, we have to keep this place running until JSG gets back.
Where the hell is JSG?
Should we put out an APB for her?
But we need to find JSG. Who kidnapped her??
I hope she is on a yacht somewhere traveling to distant lands, eating exotic foods and being massaged (thoroughly) by multiple Cabana Boys.
And then I hope she comes back soon!
Leave a light on for me?
May is National Masturbation Month
So let's do ourselves a favor and do ourselves.
Also, tell us all about it!
2. Do you assume the same position all the time or mix it up?
5. Do you ever research new techniques, compare notes with friends/lovers? Or have you found your groove and stick with it?
7. Have you ever masturbated on a webcam, or engaged in any sort of mutual masturbation?
9. Have you ever tasted your own come? What was your reaction?
10. Do you watch porn while masturbating, use your own imagination, both, neither?
11. Do you like to watch masturbation porn, or would you rather see people having sex/being intimate?
14. Are you cool with your significant other masturbating when they want, are they cool with you doing it?
15. What is your current “go to” genre or fantasy while masturbating?
*scampers in* Okay, my turn!
Stealth Kink. It's my fave. Doing kinky stuff when no one can see you. Like dancing naked, standing on a chair in the middle of the living room. Makes me feel all sneaky and clever inside. And sexy too, of course!
I know many of you lean toward the exhibitionist end of the scale, but I'm curious, if you will indulge me...
1. When was the last time you intentionally practiced your kink in stealth mode?
2. How does it make you feel vs. doing something intentionally in front of others? How is the rush different? What do you like (or not) about each?
3. Up for a challenge? Pick something kinky that you can easily do both in private and also in public/semi-public. Do it both ways and share with us your findings.
Thank you for playing!
May is National Masturbation Month
So let's do ourselves a favor and do ourselves.
Also, tell us all about it!
1. How often do you masturbate? Once a week or so.
2. Do you assume the same position all the time or mix it up?
I mix it up depending on whatever is playing out in my mind.
3. Do you do it on a schedule or whenever the mood hits? When the mood strikes. I don't like to schedule it.
4. Are you happy with the amount of time you have to devote to masturbating? Yes.
5. Do you ever research new techniques, compare notes with friends/lovers? Or have you found your groove and stick with it? I don't research techniques, but I have had sex toy review/comparison discussions with girlfriends. We've had other couples recommend things that they like - those types of conversations usually happen after a fair amount of booze &/or pot consumption.
6. Do you look forward to your “alone time” or is it done out of frustration? I like it. It is not done out of frustration - I'm married and we still like each other and have sex, so masturbation just isn't my preferred avenue to orgasm. So I look forward to it, but still prefer an actual dick, if possible.
7. Have you ever masturbated on a webcam, or engaged in any sort of mutual masturbation? Phone sex, but it isn't something that I have done often. Mutual masturbation with live-in-person partners....yessssssssssss.
8. What is your current favorite toy to use? It's a classic - the rabbit vibe. But it uses TWO C batteries. Um, yeah...
9. Have you ever tasted your own come? What was your reaction? Yes. I did it because partners have been into it. It's fine - not a super huge turn on for me, but it had a lovely taste.
10. Do you watch porn while masturbating, use your own imagination, both, neither? Usually just this wonderful imagination roaming around in my noggin. If I watch porn, it's to get me in the mood...but I'll usually turn it off to actually get down to business.
11. Do you like to watch masturbation porn, or would you rather see people having sex/being intimate? Watch people have sex.
12. Do you think your amount of masturbation is healthy? For me, yes. I think as long as masturbation doesn't interfere with your ability to actually have sex with a partner - wank as often as you like.
13. Have you ever tried abstaining from masturbating for any amount of time? How long? What were the results? Yes - sometimes when my husband travels, he'll ask me to abstain from orgasms until he comes home. The orgasms that occur when he returns are usually really intense.
14. Are you cool with your significant other masturbating when they want, are they cool with you doing it? Yep.
15. What is your current “go to” genre or fantasy while masturbating? This one I'm not answering. It's just for me.
May is National Masturbation Month
So let's do ourselves a favor and do ourselves.
Also, tell us all about it!
1. How often do you masturbate? It varies depending on life, sometimes once a day, it's been known to reach 6 times a day.
2. Do you assume the same position all the time or mix it up?Mostly the same, in bed and on my back, legs bent a little. Now and again I roll onto my front and hump my toy for a lil bit too.
3. Do you do it on a schedule or whenever the mood hits? Whenever the mood hits, when possible.
4. Are you happy with the amount of time you have to devote to masturbating? Mostly, yes.
5. Do you ever research new techniques, compare notes with friends/lovers? Or have you found your groove and stick with it? I know what works for me, lots of years practice.
6. Do you look forward to your “alone time” or is it done out of frustration? Mostly look forward to it, especially if I know I can get some company *grins*
7. Have you ever masturbated on a webcam, or engaged in any sort of mutual masturbation? Yes. I didn't like cam, but in real life, mutual is hot.
8. What is your current favorite toy to use? I broke my favourite. Am currently using a basic vibe, but will be buying a new one soon.
9. Have you ever tasted your own come? What was your reaction? I love the taste of myself on my lover's lips.
10. Do you watch porn while masturbating, use your own imagination, both, neither? If alone, I often read Lit stories, and only watch porn when I'm struggling to reach climax (when I'm really too tired, but I'm too greedy to not wank)
11. Do you like to watch masturbation porn, or would you rather see people having sex/being intimate? Hmmm. I love watching man-on-man handjobs. So, I guess it's sex, than masturbation.
12. Do you think your amount of masturbation is healthy? Of course.
13. Have you ever tried abstaining from masturbating for any amount of time? How long? What were the results? Deliberately? A couple of times, at the request of a lover. But it backfired. The longer I go without, the easier it gets to not be frustrated. The more I masturbate, the more I want. So, where he thought I'd be gagging for it, I was more 'meh'. Not good! I don't abstain any more if I can help it.
14. Are you cool with your significant other masturbating when they want, are they cool with you doing it? Totally cool. We are open about masturbation, and have no issues with it.
15. What is your current “go to” genre or fantasy while masturbating?
It's often gay male.