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Old 07-20-2013, 04:48 PM   #18076
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What made me smile.

I know that I will be in trouble for this but I did smile.

A local activist is leading a protest march thru a very affluent neighborhood here in Houston......... Then I realized that most of the folks who lived there have very large guard dogs.
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Old 07-20-2013, 10:02 PM   #18077
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This job would really be, most awesome.

Do I have enough to go and take it? I know it's mine if I want it, I just have to want it badly enough...

(wish me luck, and bollocks!)
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Old 07-21-2013, 04:53 AM   #18078
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A dear, dear friend letting me know she and her family are moving back here from a faraway country! I'm so thrilled, I'll get to see them more often now! Then again, visiting them in that faraway country was pretty nice too.

(good luck, and huge cojones to g*s)
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Old 07-21-2013, 05:08 AM   #18079
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I got a really really heartfelt text. It made me smile and laugh.
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Old 07-21-2013, 06:24 AM   #18080
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Waking up after dreaming my (passed away) mother gave me a huge cuddle. I woke up smiling
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Old 07-21-2013, 10:09 AM   #18081
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This job would really be, most awesome.

Do I have enough to go and take it? I know it's mine if I want it, I just have to want it badly enough...

(wish me luck, and bollocks!)
You can do it!!!
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Old 07-21-2013, 12:39 PM   #18082
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Old 07-21-2013, 05:33 PM   #18083
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I concur with the previous two posts.
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Old 07-21-2013, 05:55 PM   #18084
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Yep, what everyone else said, Gypsy! ^^^^
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Old 07-21-2013, 06:17 PM   #18085
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Yuppers from my side of the globe, too.

As for what made me laugh today, I'm fairly certain this young man's parents were crack addicts, and I think he should get one "Get Out of Jail Free" card.
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Old 07-21-2013, 06:20 PM   #18086
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A dear, dear friend letting me know she and her family are moving back here from a faraway country! I'm so thrilled, I'll get to see them more often now! Then again, visiting them in that faraway country was pretty nice too.

(good luck, and huge cojones to g*s)
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Yep, what everyone else said, Gypsy! ^^^^
You guys are the grooviest!

Thanks for the support, it has spurred me on to the next challenge!

I'm actually noticing more than one iron in the fire, so to speak ~ maybe sometimes it's good things that fall when it rains, and it pours!
*fingers crossed*
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Old 07-21-2013, 09:21 PM   #18087
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Old 07-23-2013, 01:36 PM   #18088
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She is awesome! I want a Granny like her
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Old 07-23-2013, 05:57 PM   #18089
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OK, this made me look at dating differently.
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Old 07-23-2013, 06:12 PM   #18090
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Old 07-24-2013, 10:52 AM   #18091
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Old 07-24-2013, 12:16 PM   #18092
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Old 07-24-2013, 12:36 PM   #18093
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Cat Reacts to Seeing His Owner Return Home After 6 Months

HA!

For full impact, watch the dog version first.
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Old 07-24-2013, 01:01 PM   #18094
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The arrival of an adorable granddaughter. Well actually it was yesterday, but I'm still smiling.
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Old 07-24-2013, 03:24 PM   #18095
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The arrival of an adorable granddaughter. Well actually it was yesterday, but I'm still smiling.
So, you and The Queen have something in common, eh?

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Old 07-24-2013, 07:13 PM   #18096
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Heh.

Cheeky monkey.


My smile today was a day so comically bad it was EPIC. I mean, sometimes things careen out of control with such uniform insanity that it becomes just truly impressive.

I tip my hat to you, Wednesday. Well played, sir.
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Old 07-24-2013, 09:50 PM   #18097
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The arrival of an adorable granddaughter. Well actually it was yesterday, but I'm still smiling.
Congratulations, to you, ww!
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A couple of random people from a group said hi to me in an energetic way as I walked at a park earlier tonight. It put me in a better mood.
 

Old 07-25-2013, 01:33 AM   #18099
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Yesterday a friend of mine and I were talking about weird dreams, and of those I have plenty. I told her about the pancake pant dream that some people here might remember, too, and she was physically rolling on the floor laughing after.

Thinking about her reaction still makes me smile.
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