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Old 10-19-2012, 11:59 PM   #16576
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So sly and satisfying it had me crinkly-grinned at the end.

You are on a roll, SW.
Thank you, kind sir! I have to give credit for the find to my darlin' partner, though.
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Old 10-20-2012, 12:33 AM   #16577
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Holy crap!

If you have ANY interest in sports, check this out. It's only 51 seconds long.
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Old 10-20-2012, 12:41 AM   #16578
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Holy crap!

If you have ANY interest in sports, check this out. It's only 51 seconds long.
I saw that the other day! Apparently, he had only one (partial) scholly offer. Bet he gets more after this.
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Old 10-20-2012, 12:53 AM   #16579
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So four of my closest girlfriends here went on a trip to Prague. I couldn't go even though I was invited because $$ and novel.

Tonight we all got together and talked about their trip, looked at photos, etc. It was great fun. At the end of the evening, they gave me a little present from Prague. It was a coffee mug (tea mug, for me) that has a Franz Kafka quote on it in big letters.

"I am only literature and can and want to be nothing else.'

They said, "We immediately thought of you."

I love my friends.

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Old 10-20-2012, 07:20 AM   #16580
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Meteor shower this weekend! Late Sunday night/early Monday morning.

I'm posting it here, so I hopefully don't forget to go out and look.
YAY! Tonight, around midnight here should be the best time. I'm all set to climb the lookout tower. It will be awsome!
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Old 10-20-2012, 10:05 AM   #16581
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"It shouldn't be news when someone speaks out for equality. It should be news when someone speaks out against equality."
-- Chris Kluwe, Minnesota Vikings football team.
I'm proud that he had the guts to speak up.

(Cross-posting this in the Bullies thread, because I think it's appropriate.)
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Old 10-20-2012, 12:32 PM   #16582
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Old 10-20-2012, 02:41 PM   #16583
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Holy crap!

If you have ANY interest in sports, check this out. It's only 51 seconds long.
I am no football fan but, man, that was amazing!

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They know talent when they see it. Congrats!
As always, you flatter, SW.

(That was not a complaint, BTW )

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Look at that! And you've only had your specs for a few weeks!
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Also, you have been selected to write guest posts in the "Boring" thread. You're welcome.
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Canadian Tax Codes - A detailed Study?

A History of Lint?

How to Perfect Monotone Speech?


Man, how to choose??


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This looks like a landscape from a fantasy poster. Gorgeous but I'm not sure it's real.
Yeah, me neither some days.
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Old 10-21-2012, 04:45 AM   #16584
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Thanks for the congrats, everybody!

I'm really looking forward to the move, although the moving itself is never too much fun. It'll be in December, so at least now I have a lot of time to go through the stuff we have and ditch the things we don't need.
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Old 10-21-2012, 10:55 AM   #16585
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I absolutely LOVE Fark.com. Many times when all else in my day has failed me, or when I get up, Fark brings a smile - or three, or ten or more! - to my face. Herewith, a sampling of this morning's farksmiles.
Man's identity theft attempt falls flat at Des Moines bank



That's got to hurt! Schoolgirl gets revenge on cocky boy by blasting football directly at his face... causing him to cry in front of his classmates
Click the headline to get to a short video very apropos to the discussion of bullying otherwhere in this forum.

And the coolest (IMNSHO) article of the morning:
Japanese artist makes models burst at the seams with creepy zips, buttons, power plugs and laces painted on their skin


Only one example of this artist's amazing work. You'll have to click the link in the headline for more, as always (and in the other two articles posted here).
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Old 10-21-2012, 01:02 PM   #16586
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He got the job and we got the apartment. It's movin' time, folks! Real soon!
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Thanks for the congrats, everybody!

I'm really looking forward to the move, although the moving itself is never too much fun. It'll be in December, so at least now I have a lot of time to go through the stuff we have and ditch the things we don't need.
Count me in with the congratulating crowd!
 

Old 10-21-2012, 01:45 PM   #16587
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Old 10-21-2012, 06:19 PM   #16588
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YAY! Tonight, around midnight here should be the best time. I'm all set to climb the lookout tower. It will be awsome!
Your avatar is awesome. It made me smile.
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Old 10-21-2012, 09:38 PM   #16589
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Thanks for the congrats, everybody!

I'm really looking forward to the move, although the moving itself is never too much fun. It'll be in December, so at least now I have a lot of time to go through the stuff we have and ditch the things we don't need.
Yard sale at Seela's house!!!!
Send me the time & place, please!


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Thank you, Once-ler! I aim to please - or...make ya' smile!
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Old 10-22-2012, 02:31 PM   #16590
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Old 10-22-2012, 07:35 PM   #16591
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<giggles helplessly>
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Old 10-22-2012, 07:40 PM   #16592
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Ordering sexy new gadgets to replace the ones I lost on Friday night. Roll on delivery! Yay!
 

Old 10-22-2012, 07:57 PM   #16593
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42/50 on my psych exam.

88 average before my lowest grade is dropped. If I get an average of 44 on my next two exams then I won't have to take the final.

Just have to slow down and look at my notes the next two.
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Old 10-22-2012, 08:03 PM   #16594
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42/50 on my psych exam.

88 average before my lowest grade is dropped. If I get an average of 44 on my next two exams then I won't have to take the final.

Just have to slow down and look at my notes the next two.
Congrats! THAT made me smile too!
 

Old 10-22-2012, 08:03 PM   #16595
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<giggles helplessly>
That is so cute! I like it.. As I shove a forkful of steak in my mouth.
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Old 10-22-2012, 08:08 PM   #16596
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Congrats! THAT made me smile too!
Thanks

Every time I take an exam or get a paper back from one of my classes, I think "ya know, if I really applied myself and wasn't split in 10 directions, I'd be killer!"

*giggles*

maybe I should start playing the lotto.
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Old 10-22-2012, 08:12 PM   #16597
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Every time I take an exam or get a paper back from one of my classes, I think "ya know, if I really applied myself and wasn't split in 10 directions, I'd be killer!"

*giggles*

maybe I should start playing the lotto.
There MUST be a formula, right?
 

Old 10-22-2012, 08:16 PM   #16598
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Book is officially...

LAUNCHED!!

http://www.warpworld.ca/

Thanks so much to my Lit friends for all the kind words and support over the years.
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Old 10-22-2012, 08:21 PM   #16599
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Book is officially...

LAUNCHED!!

http://www.warpworld.ca/

Thanks so much to my Lit friends for all the kind words and support over the years.
Too freakin' cool, K!

And you're quite welcome for any kind word and/or support I may have accidentally pixelated your way.
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Old 10-22-2012, 08:23 PM   #16600
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LAUNCHED!!

http://www.warpworld.ca/

Thanks so much to my Lit friends for all the kind words and support over the years.

Yeah!!! But the Kobo link goes to smash work and won't let me purchase it.
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