TheeGoatPig
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I just masturbated to orgasm without ejaculating. That hasn't happened to me in a long time...
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TheeGoatPig
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Three tries all with the same result. I don't plan on having children ever or being a porn star any time soon, so it isn't terribly important to me, but it's not as satisfying to finish without finishing, so I guess it is important to me?
I need to make a follow up appointment with the urologist anyway, so I guess I have to add that to my list of concerns.
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Fingers crossed
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Cracked windscreen but...
The windscreen on my older Volvo estate has cracked. The crack is about 18 inches long and growing. Except for an excess, the cost is covered by my insurance if I use the recommended agent.
They could come to me but the appointment would be cancelled if it is raining or windy. I live on the coast. While rain is infrequent, wind is almost constant sometimes with windblown salt, so I prefer to go to their depot and get the repair done under cover.
But - the depot is 10.8 miles away. That is measured as the crow flies - a direct line. The google recommended route is 12.7 miles. That includes rural roads, some of which are single track with passing places, and just before the depot would mean crossing both lanes of a busy A-class road with traffic travelling at 70 mph in each direction. The visibility at that junction is very restricted. There is no possibility of waiting halfway across. Trying to cross the main road there would be suicidal.
The 'safe' route is 18 miles but through a congested part of the conurbation. The google estimated travel time for the 12.7 mile route is 28 minutes - if I don't meet a heavy truck or a tractor on the single track rural roads. Then I have to survive crossing the major road.
I'm allowing an hour and a half for the journey.
The windscreen on my older Volvo estate has cracked. The crack is about 18 inches long and growing. Except for an excess, the cost is covered by my insurance if I use the recommended agent.
They could come to me but the appointment would be cancelled if it is raining or windy. I live on the coast. While rain is infrequent, wind is almost constant sometimes with windblown salt, so I prefer to go to their depot and get the repair done under cover.
But - the depot is 10.8 miles away. That is measured as the crow flies - a direct line. The google recommended route is 12.7 miles. That includes rural roads, some of which are single track with passing places, and just before the depot would mean crossing both lanes of a busy A-class road with traffic travelling at 70 mph in each direction. The visibility at that junction is very restricted. There is no possibility of waiting halfway across. Trying to cross the main road there would be suicidal.
The 'safe' route is 18 miles but through a congested part of the conurbation. The google estimated travel time for the 12.7 mile route is 28 minutes - if I don't meet a heavy truck or a tractor on the single track rural roads. Then I have to survive crossing the major road.
I'm allowing an hour and a half for the journey.
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Good Luck !
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A friend had asked for a one-piece version of Harold's second adventure in India as a text file. I roughly hacked the three parts together as a continuous story. That was easy to do but I could see faults in the text for each part. The friend is happy with the result as a temporary fix. I wasn't.
I have just submitted an edit of a story, Harold Plays The Hero, originally posted on Literotica in July 2002.
I was thinking of combining that story with the three parts of the second story, Harold Saves Her Husband, which were posted between 2006 and 2014 to make a long continuous story. I decided that the Hero story could still stand alone but it would be a good idea to make the three parts of the sequel into one.
Harold Plays The Hero is 6 Lit pages. The three parts of Harold Saves Her Husband are about 14 Lit pages in total. If I had combined both? Probably 19 Lit pages which I think is too long even for Novels and Novellas.
It has been an interesting exercise. My punctuation in Hero was erratic. There were far too many exclamation marks, many errors in punctuation of dialogue, and paragraph separation was uneven. Apart from those flaws, it still reads reasonably. I couldn't have written it like that now but I'm not as ashamed of it as I am of some of my early posted stories.
Over the next week or so I'm going to be offline except for email because Literotica could be blocked from the public wifi I'd have to use. I'll try to edit Harold Saves Her Husband into one tidied-up continuous story and perhaps write another episode.
Which of your earlier stories would you want to edit? Or delete? Or rewrite in a major way?
Or do you prefer to leave them as they were, and just move on?
I have just submitted an edit of a story, Harold Plays The Hero, originally posted on Literotica in July 2002.
I was thinking of combining that story with the three parts of the second story, Harold Saves Her Husband, which were posted between 2006 and 2014 to make a long continuous story. I decided that the Hero story could still stand alone but it would be a good idea to make the three parts of the sequel into one.
Harold Plays The Hero is 6 Lit pages. The three parts of Harold Saves Her Husband are about 14 Lit pages in total. If I had combined both? Probably 19 Lit pages which I think is too long even for Novels and Novellas.
It has been an interesting exercise. My punctuation in Hero was erratic. There were far too many exclamation marks, many errors in punctuation of dialogue, and paragraph separation was uneven. Apart from those flaws, it still reads reasonably. I couldn't have written it like that now but I'm not as ashamed of it as I am of some of my early posted stories.
Over the next week or so I'm going to be offline except for email because Literotica could be blocked from the public wifi I'd have to use. I'll try to edit Harold Saves Her Husband into one tidied-up continuous story and perhaps write another episode.
Which of your earlier stories would you want to edit? Or delete? Or rewrite in a major way?
Or do you prefer to leave them as they were, and just move on?
Handley_Page
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Can I please be your Beta Reader of the complete story/s please ?
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I have sent the revised Harold Plays The Hero as an email attachment.
The three parts in one? That will take a week or so depending on what we do while we're away.
The next sequel? Probably not this side of Christmas 2018, 19, 20...
The sequel depends on the fickle Muses being cooperative.
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I have sent the revised Harold Plays The Hero as an email attachment.
The three parts in one? That will take a week or so depending on what we do while we're away.
The next sequel? Probably not this side of Christmas 2018, 19, 20...
The sequel depends on the fickle Muses being cooperative.
In my experience, the Muses are seldom cooperative. . .
and it has arrived, for which many thanks.
TheeGoatPig
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I was in pain from a couple stones stuck up in my kidneys. Now I am finally passing them. That doesn't hurt as much as it had before. I'll be glad to be rid of them.
The non-ejaculating is probably from a medication I am on. When I take it first thing in the morning and then masturbate later I don't ejaculate. When I have a go again late in the day I can.
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There are far longer stories than 19 pages on Lit. Alternatively, you have a four chapter story.
Edit or delete? Nothing. I'm quite content with my early stuff, and it's still being read and occasionally commented on. Why fix what isn't broken?
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I think I’m gonna go pee off the back porch, after I stop yelling at the cats that are tearing my house apart. Ain’t nothin’ to stop me out here.
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I miss the old AH.
That's all.
That's all.
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Dammit! How is it that one of my chest hairs keeps getting stuck to my phone screen and is so hard to remove?
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I come and go, but mostly it hurts to be here for any extended length of time. Too many memories and one particular death that affected me deeply is coming up on ten years now.
That said, it's good to see you too. I never dislike seeing familiar faces here.
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I come and go, but mostly it hurts to be here for any extended length of time. Too many memories and one particular death that affected me deeply is coming up on ten years now.
That said, it's good to see you too. I never dislike seeing familiar faces here.
I still occasionally have a 'new' go at your 4-paths challenge. I managed one (no problem), another is well on, but the others ?
Ah. . . [tricky].
Care for a coffee ?
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TheeGoatPig
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3 hospital stays, one surgical procedure, and one shitty insurance policy later and I don't think I can afford to be me anymore...
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Sympathy.
But you surely did not expect 5an Insurance policy to be 100% beneficial for you, did you ?
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Sympathy.
But you surely did not expect 5an Insurance policy to be 100% beneficial for you, did you ?
I was hoping for more than 100% ineffectual. I'm basically paying everything out of pocket at this point.
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