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I prefer Spam to guzzling any liquid.
But where are you? It's ten- thirty!
Horny, tied too, grope me in bed.
Surely, it's made you slap-happy.
I don't care if it hurts, good this is what you get!
Stop punishing me, I'm sorry, I hate hydrella.
Stay out of the fricking potter!
Put the cap on HIS bottle of lube!
That thing is huge.
I'll spank you!
That's fine with me as long as you tie me up first and shave my hair.
If it's gonna be that kind of a party I'm gonna wear diapers!
Aw, c'mon. All I said was that you smell like lemons! It's the shower gel!Well, you do too! I'm taking my toys and going home!
Aw, you're so cutel!
Any time, you can fist my bum!
I'll take care of the main course & the desert!
You've taken all the important courses!
I know, boss, but I still want to graduate and that means classes on Tuesday and Thursday nights. Sorry.
I know, boss, but our products may be dangerous.
That bullshit captain from Turkey had a heart attack at the supermarket.
What do you want to have with me??
Well, we could spit roast a whore of Turkey or drill Chet's wife.
That's an odd cheese for a sandwich, right?
Personally I love a good prostitute on mine.
I have to admire your ass, it's so soft.