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Old 07-18-2018, 01:46 AM   #2201
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So you're into emasculation - I can get you good pruning shears.
Ha, ha; very funny. Why does it only make women look strong, when talking about emancipation?
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Old 07-18-2018, 03:55 PM   #2202
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Ha, ha; very funny. Why do strong women make such good comediennes?
Adversity overcome?
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Old 07-19-2018, 04:31 AM   #2203
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Personal experience?
Me? Nooooo; I never tried how good and sexy it feels to wear lingerie; the soft fabric, the way it pulls and pushes, the way it supports and provides freedom... not a clue.
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Old 07-21-2018, 02:52 PM   #2204
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Ever tried how good and sexy it feels to wear lingerie? the soft fabric, the way it pulls and pushes, the way it supports and provides freedom... not a clue?.
Nope, sorry, I sleep in the nude.
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Old 07-23-2018, 04:01 AM   #2205
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Oh my God, I slept with a Nun!
It seems like I've been sleeping with a celibatarian Nun for the last couple of years now.
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Old 07-24-2018, 01:22 PM   #2206
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It seems like I've been sleeping with a cellmate nut for the last couple of years now.
They don't have separate bunks in your prison?
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Old 07-25-2018, 02:49 AM   #2207
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No, we're a mixed couple
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Old 07-25-2018, 09:27 AM   #2208
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No, we're a Mixtec couple
So you only speak Nahuatl at home?
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Old 07-26-2018, 12:22 AM   #2209
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So you only speak to little gnomes?
Of course! The big ones scare me!
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Old 07-26-2018, 02:21 AM   #2210
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The big ones stare at me!
Ewww; cooties are gross.
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Old 07-26-2018, 10:18 AM   #2211
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Ewww; Scotties are gross.
Are you talking dogs or tissues?
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Old 07-26-2018, 10:34 AM   #2212
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Are you taking issue with my talking dog?
He insulted me and then cocked his leg up.
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Old 07-26-2018, 10:36 AM   #2213
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He inseminated me when his cock went up my leg.
Maybe you shouldn't have let him get that far, dear.
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Maybe you should have let him fart, dear.
And maybe he should have been a gentleman and stood downwind.
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Old 07-26-2018, 10:48 AM   #2215
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And maybe he should have been a gentleman and not stripped me down.
Perhaps he wouldn't have had you been behaving as a proper lady.
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Old 07-27-2018, 05:43 AM   #2216
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You asked for it.
I asked for information, not for a demonstration...
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Old 07-27-2018, 11:12 PM   #2217
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I asked for innuendo, not formal remonstrance...
Just steer clear of those Calvinists, friend.
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Old 07-27-2018, 11:58 PM   #2218
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Just steer clear of Calvin and Hobbs.
Have they been drinking again?
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Old 07-28-2018, 04:21 AM   #2219
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Have they been clubbing again?
I told you to take those bludgeons away from them
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Old 07-28-2018, 04:24 AM   #2220
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I told you to take those budgies away from them
You're right, they spread malicious rumours.
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Old 07-29-2018, 06:05 AM   #2221
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You're right, they spread delicious odors.
I never used the word 'delicious', but they do manage to attract the attention long before you can see them.
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I never used the word 'deciduous', but they do smell delicious.
Personally, I prefer the smell of conifers.
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Personally, I prefer the smelt in canisters.
I prefer mine fresh.
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I prefer minty fresh.
Toothpaste? Or edible panties?
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A napkin? Or a sanitary towel?


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