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Old 02-20-2018, 10:26 PM   #1251
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Does my meal taste good?
It's fucking awesome, I want it all, your family gets none, this is officially a food robbery.
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Old 02-21-2018, 03:03 AM   #1252
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It's fucking awful, I want to make sure your family gets none, this is food rubbering.
I admit, my squid tastes like shit
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Old 02-21-2018, 10:05 AM   #1253
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I admit, my quim tastes like shit
Perhaps you should work on your hygienic practices.
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Old 02-21-2018, 07:45 PM   #1254
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Perhaps you should work on your hydroponics.
Listen, I'll get the herbs planted when I get the books moved so I have counter space. Sheesh!
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Old 02-21-2018, 10:13 PM   #1255
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Listen, I'll get the house painted when I get the hookers moved so I have quiet space. Sheesh!
They certainly cause quite a commotion in the neighbourhood.
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Old 02-21-2018, 10:47 PM   #1256
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A commotion swept through the neighbourhood.
I prefer water sprayers. They're less noisy and dusty and we can dance naked in their showers.
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Old 02-21-2018, 10:52 PM   #1257
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I prefer water sports. They're less noisy and dusty and we can dance naked in their showers.
True. But I prefer showers that involve soap. Lots and lots of soap.
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Old 02-22-2018, 12:31 AM   #1258
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True. But I prefer sewers that involve soup. Lots and lots of soup.
You definitely need to take this over to the fetish and taboo board.
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Old 02-22-2018, 12:46 AM   #1259
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You definitely need to take these scones to the fetish and taboo board.
I'm still wondering if I should take that as an insult or not
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Old 02-22-2018, 12:49 AM   #1260
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I'm still wondering if I should take that as an insert or not
Just stick it where it fits and you'll find out.
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Old 02-22-2018, 06:51 AM   #1261
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Just flick your Bic and you'll find out.
This does not seem like a safe way to check for a natural gas leak!
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Old 02-22-2018, 11:06 AM   #1262
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I shopped at the local Safeway market to check on the best natural leeks but they only had garlic.
Was that the store where the night cleanup crew bowls with frozen turkeys?
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Old 02-22-2018, 03:32 PM   #1263
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Was that the store where the night cleanup crew smokes bowls of frozen turkeys?
I saw a video online of a guy smoking a ghost pepper out of a bong - I felt really, really sorry for him afterwards.
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Old 02-22-2018, 07:45 PM   #1264
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I saw a video online of a guy porking a ghost. I felt really, really sorry for him afterwards.
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Old 02-22-2018, 10:03 PM   #1265
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"I only want to be left alone," I moaned.
Then why the press conference, the pillows, and the mirrors?
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Old 02-23-2018, 01:56 AM   #1266
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Then why that dress, chocolate, the pillows, and the condoms?
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Old 02-23-2018, 08:21 AM   #1267
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And you say I never take you anywhere.
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Old 02-23-2018, 09:30 AM   #1268
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And you say I never take you there.
Well it is the first time you've brought me to your women's erotic book club meeting.
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Old 02-23-2018, 02:35 PM   #1269
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If I bring you to my erotic book club for women meeting you have to promise to do whatever we say.
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Old 02-23-2018, 09:39 PM   #1270
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Listen Lady, I write whatever, whenever the spirit moves me, and my muse is no ghost writer!
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Old 02-24-2018, 03:56 AM   #1271
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Listen Lady, I ride whatever, whenever the spirit moves me, but my bike is no low rider!
Grow up. Buy a decent car or a bike that looks like a car. Sex on a dirt-bike is not on my wish-list.
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Old 02-25-2018, 08:20 AM   #1272
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Grow up. Buy a decent car or a bike that looks like a car.
But I LIKE the Oscar Meyer weinermobile. Okay, okay . . . how about . . . the Batmobile?
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Old 02-25-2018, 09:00 AM   #1273
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But I LIKE the Oscar Meyer weinermobile whistles. I toot along with the theme song, toot toot...
I remember the 1968 counterculture version:
Oh I'd love to be a violent revolution
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Batman? Wait, that would be regular culture. Hrm...
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Old 02-25-2018, 11:55 AM   #1275
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