What are you doing right now? (besides online & on Lit.)
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She was in her fifties, and Hispanic. Both aren't to my specific tastes. Actually I didn't even know he was married. She had said someone was flirting with her at the shop as a means to make him jealous, and it backfired when he decided it had to be me out of all the guys there.
Turns out however if you don't go down, the attacker usually starts considering how his life went horribly wrong. More so when I hit him with a prybar.
Which by the way is SO much friendlier to your hands then a crowbar by far. Much better against zombies I'd think. Never attack a man in a garage...
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Soothing my sore throat with ice cream
yeeeah... you know one if not more of the guys are going to jump on that one, Miss Witch. *grin*
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I'm trying so SO hard.
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She was in her fifties, and Hispanic. Both aren't to my specific tastes. Actually I didn't even know he was married. She had said someone was flirting with her at the shop as a means to make him jealous, and it backfired when he decided it had to be me out of all the guys there.
Turns out however if you don't go down, the attacker usually starts considering how his life went horribly wrong. More so when I hit him with a prybar.
Which by the way is SO much friendlier to your hands then a crowbar by far. Much better against zombies I'd think. Never attack a man in a garage...
EEEee. No I just stood there, got all rigid and cried a bit. No blood though, save the nosebleed. Not a great day all told.
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*giggles*
As soon as I hit 'post' I had a feeling I may have made a slight error...but nevertheless it is what I'm doing...
gives her cone a good, long, slow lick then laughs...a lot
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She was in her fifties, and Hispanic. Both aren't to my specific tastes. Actually I didn't even know he was married. She had said someone was flirting with her at the shop as a means to make him jealous, and it backfired when he decided it had to be me out of all the guys there.
Turns out however if you don't go down, the attacker usually starts considering how his life went horribly wrong. More so when I hit him with a prybar.
Which by the way is SO much friendlier to your hands then a crowbar by far. Much better against zombies I'd think. Never attack a man in a garage...
I like a man who works with his hands......REALLY like them.....
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finishes her ice cream and smiles guiltily
Sorry, to put you through that...but on the plus side, my throat does feel better...
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You are a bad influence Britwitch
Mmmmmm.... ice cream I simply adore it .
*moves off to find her own cone to lick *
Then realizes she will have to make her own ice cream from scratch.....
Planting tomatoes...making ice cream to slurp down???
Such a Hard decision.
chronicle_tenko
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That's fine, and that news makes it all worth it.
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Crying at the ending of a movie.
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Such a sweet man you are and sooo full of restraint . *giggles*
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You are a bad influence Britwitch
Mmmmmm.... ice cream I simply adore it .
*moves off to find her own cone to lick *
Then realizes she will have to make her own ice cream from scratch.....
Planting tomatoes...making ice cream to slurp down???
Such a Hard decision.
Busy Day. But hard work has definite rewards. I hope that Ice Cream is delicious.
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You are a bad influence Britwitch
bows slightly
I try to be...at times...
Can I get you a cone of your own...?
flutters eyelashes innocently in a way that completely goes against the knowing twinkle within her eyes
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-sneaks in, hugs the pretty elf, flexes his forearms for brit, then vanishes back to the rw-
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C.T. So serious, so distant.
Please do not take me so literally I was simply trying to enjoy the playful banter with everyone else.
*blushes glancing around*
Now you all know why I mostly stay out of the lounges I am not very good at this.
I think my shyness makes me come across as more literal when I am trying to flirt and tease.
* sighs smiling ruefully *
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You all do it so very well, Brit, Cait , Thyri, etc... I so wish I was better at it
"sends hugs and love to everyone*
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swoons a little
C.T. So serious, so distant.
Please do not take me so literally I was simply trying to enjoy the playful banter with everyone else.
*blushes glancing around*
Now you all know why I mostly stay out of the lounges I am not very good at this.
I think my shyness makes me come across as more literal when I am trying to flirt and tease.
* sighs smiling ruefully *
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You all do it so very well, Brit, Cait , Thyri, etc... I so wish I was better at it
"sends hugs and love to everyone*
We all flirt and tease in our own ways and you do it very well
DarkWarrioress
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C.T. So serious, so distant.
Please do not take me so literally I was simply trying to enjoy the playful banter with everyone else.
*blushes glancing around*
Now you all know why I mostly stay out of the lounges I am not very good at this.
I think my shyness makes me come across as more literal when I am trying to flirt and tease.
* sighs smiling ruefully *
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You all do it so very well, Brit, Cait , Thyri, etc... I so wish I was better at it
"sends hugs and love to everyone*
Yeishia, honey, I think maybe it might be how you are interpreting a post. Just relax, enjoy yourself, say what you feel and forget everything else and never, ever, take something seriously or personal.
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Just relax, enjoy yourself, say what you feel and forget everything else and never, ever, take something seriously or personal.
I think this, reworded perhaps, should go into the FAQ thread! Excellent advice for oldies and newbies alike.
You clever, eloquent thing you, Cait
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