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I said a finger in my ass, not your whole fist.
Kill the mood in one sentence.
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Just start talking to yourself, they'll look away.
Midnight_Man
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Really, are you sure you're not pregnant?
ValleyoftheKing
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If you think that's something, you should see my dad's!
luvthedesserts
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Are you sure your brother doesn't want to join us?
I'm in tears!!
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Flashbacks to Prom Night, huh. That happens to me all the time.
OMGEEEE, you're killing me!!
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Seriously, It was just a little vomit.
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What did you think I meant by fun sized?
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So, if you had to guess, how many trash bags would I need to dispose of your body?
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I would have guessed by the way you twerked, you'd be better in bed.
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Can you feel it now?
darkangel86
In love and engaged
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darkangel86
In love and engaged
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You got all your shots, right?
luvthedesserts
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I just love the way your dog's licking my ass right now.
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Seriously woman, I don't think Paul Bunyan could make his way through that forest.
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What do you mean, I'm not licking your pussy?
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Is there a reason your dolls have to be on the bed with us?
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But the warts give it a nice ribbed feeling.
QuantumJumping
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Mmmffft!
I'm gonna barf!
I'm gonna barf!
Sundayschild
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Wow! This thread was made for me...
luvthedesserts
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Wow, gravity has definitely been cruel to you.
