Old 08-26-2012, 11:14 PM   #65026
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Old 08-26-2012, 11:27 PM   #65027
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Old 08-26-2012, 11:31 PM   #65028
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It was chocolate syrup.

That's my story and I'm sticking to it

and thanks y'all...now I'm picturing Miles in granny panties.

ugh.

Thank god, that is so much better than my version.
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Old 08-26-2012, 11:33 PM   #65029
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Old 08-26-2012, 11:38 PM   #65030
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Old 08-26-2012, 11:38 PM   #65031
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Old 08-26-2012, 11:47 PM   #65032
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Old 08-27-2012, 12:14 AM   #65033
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Old 08-27-2012, 12:16 AM   #65034
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Old 08-27-2012, 12:17 AM   #65035
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Old 08-27-2012, 12:27 AM   #65036
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Old 08-27-2012, 12:29 AM   #65037
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Old 08-27-2012, 02:50 AM   #65038
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Sometimes it's not fair that I get paid to do a few chores, make two shepherd's pies- and then spend the night posting, watching "My Name is Earl," and enjoying a popsicle

The laid-back pace makes up for not getting to sleep in my bed at night. Mostly.
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Old 08-27-2012, 03:01 AM   #65039
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Old 08-27-2012, 03:11 AM   #65040
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Old 08-27-2012, 03:12 AM   #65041
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Old 08-27-2012, 03:30 AM   #65042
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Cause the dog's pissed on the other one.
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Old 08-27-2012, 03:38 AM   #65043
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Actually that was the one-year old from next door....
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Old 08-27-2012, 03:53 AM   #65044
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Old 08-27-2012, 03:55 AM   #65045
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Actually that was the one-year old from next door....
Sailing with a artistic girl.....
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Old 08-27-2012, 03:58 AM   #65046
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Old 08-27-2012, 08:01 AM   #65047
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Old 08-27-2012, 08:11 AM   #65048
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Old 08-27-2012, 08:14 AM   #65049
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Old 08-27-2012, 08:35 AM   #65050
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