SweetMaj
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You could be the filling of the sandwich, and we could fill you, too.
Ooo yesss!
If You Woke Up With The Person Above You What Would Be The First Thing You'd Say?
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Ooo yesss!
Tio_Narratore
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NekoParks
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and we might have to eat you,...from both ends.
Hey, Professor, will you quit grading papers in bed? I'm getting tired of waking up with a red pen poking me in the back...
steve44uk
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NekoParks
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Gosh. What a friendly-looking...
OK, I can't go through with it...
Well, fine... just leave me hanging here, Buster... at least I won't have to share any of the covers...
Handley_Page
Draco interdum Vincit
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Well, fine... just leave me hanging here, Buster... at least I won't have to share any of the covers...
Will you two pipe down please; Some of us ain't finished the night yet !
slyc_willie
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If I woke up to the above person in my bed, I'd question why my agent decided to cast me in the latest Peter Jackson movie while he was drinking . . . .
sereneone4u
quod nutrit me destruit
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Sorry about your broken lamp...and your torn sheets...
slyc_willie
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Forget that . . . why are my walls charred? What happened to my cat?!
sereneone4u
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Ah well..the walls...that is what happens when you fuck a redhead.
Now the cat, I don't know what you did with the cat. That must have gone down when I fell asleep.
slyc_willie
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Ah well..the walls...that is what happens when you fuck a redhead.
Now the cat, I don't know what you did with the cat. That must have gone down when I fell asleep.
Jeez, I've been with a firecrotch before . . . never took it literally.
I found the cat. She was a tabby, now she's a manx. Funny what a little scorch can do.
sereneone4u
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Jeez, I've been with a firecrotch before . . . never took it literally.
I found the cat. She was a tabby, now she's a manx. Funny what a little scorch can do.
I don't have a firecrotch, I am bare.
But now my passion...my passion inflames more than mere men.
Handley_Page
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Jeez, I've been with a firecrotch before . . . never took it literally.
I found the cat. She was a tabby, now she's a manx. Funny what a little scorch can do.
Yes, I managed to call off the Dragon in time. . . .
You'll have to re-name the cat "Scorch"
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SweetMaj
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You're more than welcome to re-name me any time, HP!
Psst...and remember - (from behind.)
Handley_Page
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You're more than welcome to re-name me any time, HP!
Psst...and remember - (from behind.)
Me Dear,
I'd much rather be able to kiss you are we make love.
SweetMaj
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SamScribble
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What a nice way to wake.
'Morning, HP. I think one of us might have the wrong bed.
Handley_Page
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'Morning, HP. I think one of us might have the wrong bed.
Oh my Lord.
I must have been pissed. . . .
Handley_Page
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Tio_Narratore
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Did you let Dragon have the camera?
Handley_Page
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Fortunately, No.
Tio_Narratore
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Handley_Page
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Someone saw him down at the London Camera Exchange...
Oh Dear. I'll have to sort him out.
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