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ElijaRDC

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Basically, I want you to listen to me tell overly long, drawn out, pointless stories all involving people you don't know and about whom you don't care via YIM. The closer I bring you to bashing your head into the wall out of boredom, the better!

And I lied, it isn't going to be sexy.

PM me and let's get this started!
 
I'd be willing to be bet she's getting plenty of PMs out of this. For the hope of sexy times, of course.
 
*stops in the middle of the PM I'm writing, deletes draft*
 
ElijaRDC said:
He means me. I think I must have rejected a PM from him at some point maybe?
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I can't remember if I have. No, don't think so.


Then again there was that one one, oh about two or so months back. Best not to say much more...

So yes. YOU.
 
Haha. I've sent her a message and I'm under no illusions. Just need to pass the time.
 
Sounds like a BLAST!!!!!

could you also maybe um..... you know...... like...... nails on a chalk board... maybe we could discuss on how to start a flea circus
 
You make a lot of presumptions. I may invest myself in these characters and find the overly wrought descriptions and tangential stories to be an interesting, thought provoking study on human relationships and interactions. At least it would pass the time. If the characters were well written and developed, I might get sucked in. And I would definitely give it half a chance if I could ask questions and at least get to burrow into the parts that interest me most. But I imagine that's asking too much. Alas.
 
Couldn't you just save the yourself the trouble of typing and time to tell the people that PM you right away to bash their head on the wall? Sometimes I'm an efficiency nut and just saw an opportunity for you there.
 
xanderra said:
could you also maybe um..... you know...... like...... nails on a chalk board... maybe we could discuss on how to start a flea circus
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You know, if you don't like my ideas, fine... but you don't have to be a dick about it :rolleyes:


Turtlelincoln said:
You make a lot of presumptions. I may invest myself in these characters and find the overly wrought descriptions and tangential stories to be an interesting, thought provoking study on human relationships and interactions. At least it would pass the time. If the characters were well written and developed, I might get sucked in. And I would definitely give it half a chance if I could ask questions and at least get to burrow into the parts that interest me most. But I imagine that's asking too much. Alas.
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It's definitely asking too much.


goalie31 said:
Couldn't you just save the yourself the trouble of typing and time to tell the people that PM you right away to bash their head on the wall? Sometimes I'm an efficiency nut and just saw an opportunity for you there.
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Efficiency? lulz wutz tht word mean?
 
Damn and I really want to talk about that circus... Guess that's what i get for being a smart ass ;)
 
So it will be like having a gf or wife but with out any of the benefits than again it's totally free ...hmm I'm in!!!
 
Passthebeer said:
So it will be like having a gf or wife but with out any of the benefits than again it's totally free ...hmm I'm in!!!
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But - think man think! Your internet enabled device is a sacred trust between you and that multiverse of porn. The escape from a dull, dreary existence of listening about ________.

You would be giving up your portal to something beyond this mortal plane - a place of fantasy. There would be no escape. The minutes of your life dribbling away, reading about ___________.

Meh. One man's hell, another's heaven I guess.
 
ElijaRDC said:
Basically, I want you to listen to me tell overly long, drawn out, pointless stories all involving people you don't know and about whom you don't care via YIM. The closer I bring you to bashing your head into the wall out of boredom, the better!

And I lied, it isn't going to be sexy.

PM me and let's get this started!
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some guys get off on head bashing while they stroke their cock so you might get some interesting PMs. who doesn't love boring stories. tell me all about your boring fucking kids too.
 
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