Go Back   Literotica Discussion Board > Main Literotica Forums > Authors' Hangout

Reply
 
Thread Tools

Old 03-10-2018, 07:52 PM   #26
PuckIt
Literotica Guru
 
PuckIt's Avatar
 
PuckIt is offline
Join Date: Jul 2017
Posts: 1,399
Quote:
Originally Posted by lovecraft68 View Post
I've held back long enough....take this!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZEdDMQZaCU
I had a feeling that was going to make an appearance sooner or later!

However, I would just point out that there is a difference between the Geek and Nerd subcultures. Although it is not all that unusual to see some cross-pollination, not all belonging to one subset will feel at home with the other.

Here's what Burr Settles (obviously Nerd) has to say about it.

Quote:
Originally Posted by NotWise View Post
Of course, if you just let the thing roll at the end of the video, then you get the end of the movie, where the nerds win.
The hilarious part, to me at least, is despite being both a Geek and a Nerd (and occasionally a Dork), I was also a Jock.

Basically a shorter version of Ogre.

Or maybe an athletic Ewok. Although, I will neither confirm nor deny any wild speculation about a specific linebacker who may or may not have yelled "Yub yub!" after particularly vicious hits.
__________________
Whatsoever misfortunes there are, here in this world or in the next, all have their root in ignorance and in the accumulation of longing and desire.
~ Gautama Buddha
  Reply With Quote

Old 03-10-2018, 07:54 PM   #27
lovecraft68
Literotica Guru
 
lovecraft68's Avatar
 
lovecraft68 is offline
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Closer than you think.
Posts: 33,351
Quote:
Originally Posted by PuckIt View Post
I had a feeling that was going to make an appearance sooner or later!

However, I would just point out that there is a difference between the Geek and Nerd subcultures. Although it is not all that unusual to see some cross-pollination, not all belonging to one subset will feel at home with the other.
Just you explaining that puts you in the nerd category

I was the only kid who road a motorcycle to the D&D club a friend had started.
__________________
  Reply With Quote

Old 03-10-2018, 08:03 PM   #28
Etaski
Literotica Guru
 
Etaski's Avatar
 
Etaski is offline
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: USA
Posts: 554
Quote:
Originally Posted by lovecraft68 View Post
Just you explaining that puts you in the nerd category

I was the only kid who road a motorcycle to the D&D club a friend had started.
My husband simplified that chart for me yeeeears ago: "Difference between Nerds and Geeks? Geeks get laid."

He was right about that...until this certified nerd leapt upon and wanted to lay the geek. Which I suppose made us both geeks that night.

I think he had the motorcycle and getting plastered in football (not baseball) in common with you, but discovered D&D hardcore going into the military. There's some chart-baffling irony for you.
__________________
My first book!

I write in Sci-Fi & Fantasy settings and characters are often non-human. The action runs from consent to non-consent to BDSM to group sex and more. Variety is the spice of life. My Stories
  Reply With Quote

Old 03-10-2018, 08:14 PM   #29
PuckIt
Literotica Guru
 
PuckIt's Avatar
 
PuckIt is offline
Join Date: Jul 2017
Posts: 1,399
Quote:
Originally Posted by lovecraft68 View Post
Just you explaining that puts you in the nerd category

I was the only kid who road a motorcycle to the D&D club a friend had started.
I am an onion. I have layers.

And, no. Not a cake, so don't start that again!

*****

Kidding aside, I've started one that may or may not get finished out this time. The old brain in the jar gag I originally tried for GoldenMaia's "Spring Fling" a couple of years ago before either deleting or losing it.

But, I don't know. I'm really feeling the love for a gang of adventurers meeting up at an inn to go dungeon diving for some reason.

Or maybe going all "Spelljammer" cross-pollinated with a trans-dimensional rift trope to steal someone from Earth to right the various wrongs with their (as yet unnamed) world which has both magic and blasters...

Although, there is something to be said for the nerdette who sets out to build a better man and gets more than she bargained for from her robot's dual piston-driven dildo dongs.

I know there is still ten more days of the April Fools contest as well as Etaski and other being e-vited to the... What was this one again set to roll out next week? Mysteries wasn't it?

But, I figured that we could get the Geeks amongst us (and a few Nerds like Lovecraft68 ) feeling the love for our Geekdom. Say rather that I was trying to self-motivate and got pranked (or punked) by Laurel into organizing.

Whether you choose to sound a battle cry here or lurk in the darkness like a leather-clad assassin waiting for the right moment to spring, if you are reading this, the e-vite was meant for you too to contribute to our mutual love of Geekdom in all it's myriad guises.
__________________
Whatsoever misfortunes there are, here in this world or in the next, all have their root in ignorance and in the accumulation of longing and desire.
~ Gautama Buddha
  Reply With Quote

Old 03-10-2018, 08:53 PM   #30
Etaski
Literotica Guru
 
Etaski's Avatar
 
Etaski is offline
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: USA
Posts: 554
Quote:
Originally Posted by PuckIt View Post

Or maybe going all "Spelljammer" cross-pollinated with a trans-dimensional rift trope to steal someone from Earth to right the various wrongs with their (as yet unnamed) world which has both magic and blasters...
SPELLJAMMER!!

From the nerdific genius of a very creative pal, I managed to fit an Astrosphinx into my setting through my necromancer's patron Greylord.

Therefore, every word you just said CAN be DONE!

Quote:
Although, there is something to be said for the nerdette who sets out to build a better man and gets more than she bargained for from her robot's dual piston-driven dildo dongs.
ROFL! XD The visual!

Quote:
I know there is still ten more days of the April Fools contest as well as Etaski and other being e-vited to the... What was this one again set to roll out next week? Mysteries wasn't it?
"Magical Mystery Tour" Event.

https://www.literotica.com/s/coming-...l-mystery-tour

I've finished my Mystery-within-a-crime-investigation-within-an-erotic-horror/thriller". *ahem* There may also be a bit of the heart and soul of Geek Pride Day within the story as well. No, I didn't overdo it. ;D

Quote:
Whether you choose to sound a battle cry here or lurk in the darkness like a leather-clad assassin waiting for the right moment to spring, if you are reading this, the e-vite was meant for you too to contribute to our mutual love of Geekdom in all it's myriad guises.
CHAARRRRRGE!
__________________
My first book!

I write in Sci-Fi & Fantasy settings and characters are often non-human. The action runs from consent to non-consent to BDSM to group sex and more. Variety is the spice of life. My Stories
  Reply With Quote

Old 03-10-2018, 09:03 PM   #31
Etaski
Literotica Guru
 
Etaski's Avatar
 
Etaski is offline
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: USA
Posts: 554
Quote:
Originally Posted by electricblue66 View Post
You might need to nag Clearwater directly - you know he has a lot in common with kittens at Christmas...
Indeed, I might. Though I understand he may only need to be tied up by a naked, mud-covered, and mildly psychopathic Elf-woman to focus. How hard can it be?

"Back in the basket, kittens!"
__________________
My first book!

I write in Sci-Fi & Fantasy settings and characters are often non-human. The action runs from consent to non-consent to BDSM to group sex and more. Variety is the spice of life. My Stories
  Reply With Quote

Old 03-10-2018, 09:07 PM   #32
lovecraft68
Literotica Guru
 
lovecraft68's Avatar
 
lovecraft68 is offline
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Closer than you think.
Posts: 33,351
Quote:
Originally Posted by Etaski View Post
Indeed, I might. Though I understand he may only need to be tied up by a naked, mud-covered, and mildly psychopathic Elf-woman to focus. How hard can it be?

"Back in the basket, kittens!"
He may still be recovering from beta reading the only GM scene I've written which is pretty much a violent hate fuck featuring a guy who hates that he likes lady boys and pretty much takes it out on the lady boy...
__________________
  Reply With Quote

Old 03-10-2018, 09:10 PM   #33
electricblue66
Literotica Guru
 
electricblue66 is offline
Join Date: May 2014
Location: Oz
Posts: 3,277
Quote:
Originally Posted by lovecraft68 View Post
He may still be recovering from beta reading the only GM scene I've written which is pretty much a violent hate fuck featuring a guy who hates that he likes lady boys and pretty much takes it out on the lady boy...
Christ on a bike, LC, that's cruel. No wonder he's a gibbering wreck right now.
__________________
electricblue

My stories: https://www.literotica.com/stories/m...ge=submissions
  Reply With Quote

Old 03-10-2018, 09:10 PM   #34
PuckIt
Literotica Guru
 
PuckIt's Avatar
 
PuckIt is offline
Join Date: Jul 2017
Posts: 1,399
Quote:
Originally Posted by Etaski View Post
Indeed, I might. Though I understand he may only need to be tied up by a naked, mud-covered, and mildly psychopathic Elf-woman to focus. How hard can it be?

"Back in the basket, kittens!"
Check with John Ringo to see if Bast is available. She pretty well fits that description.
__________________
Whatsoever misfortunes there are, here in this world or in the next, all have their root in ignorance and in the accumulation of longing and desire.
~ Gautama Buddha
  Reply With Quote

Old 03-10-2018, 09:10 PM   #35
NotWise
Snipe hunter
 
NotWise's Avatar
 
NotWise is offline
Join Date: Sep 2015
Location: On the high desert
Posts: 4,813
I'm writing a SciFi tale right now that could be ready for that show, but my story isn't nearly geeky enough. I'll try to get it out earlier.
__________________
My stories

Love is Enough, is a sentimental ghost story about two flappers haunting an old theater, and what an aspiring playwright means to them.
My most recent story is Stinky and Fudd.
For the moment, I'm taking a writing break. I'll write again when it feels good.
  Reply With Quote

Old 03-10-2018, 09:14 PM   #36
Etaski
Literotica Guru
 
Etaski's Avatar
 
Etaski is offline
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: USA
Posts: 554
Quote:
Originally Posted by lovecraft68 View Post
He may still be recovering from beta reading the only GM scene I've written which is pretty much a violent hate fuck featuring a guy who hates that he likes lady boys and pretty much takes it out on the lady boy...
Ah, the familiar "denial becomes compulsion becomes self-loathing to commit murder"... *sad shake* Don't think that particular darkness is different whether it's straight or gay.

Reminds me of one of my favorite Maria Brink songs:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GurkREc-q4I

"Let me tell you something, baby
You love me for everything you hate me for."


Love that woman, and her rock-scream voice.

Poor Jase, though. Maybe that's when the plushy blankets and hot drinks come out, instead. Psychopathic Elf women can wait.
__________________
My first book!

I write in Sci-Fi & Fantasy settings and characters are often non-human. The action runs from consent to non-consent to BDSM to group sex and more. Variety is the spice of life. My Stories
  Reply With Quote

Old 03-10-2018, 09:16 PM   #37
lovecraft68
Literotica Guru
 
lovecraft68's Avatar
 
lovecraft68 is offline
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Closer than you think.
Posts: 33,351
Quote:
Originally Posted by Etaski View Post
Ah, the familiar "denial becomes compulsion becomes self-loathing to commit murder"... *sad shake* Don't think that particular darkness is different whether it's straight or gay.

Reminds me of one of my favorite Maria Brink songs:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GurkREc-q4I

"Let me tell you something, baby
You love me for everything you hate me for."


Love that woman, and her rock-scream voice.

Poor Jase, though. Maybe that's when the plushy blankets and hot drinks come out, instead. Psychopathic Elf women can wait.
That song, and Maria even more so flat out rocks, love her. Had this song in my mind when I wrote parts of my BDSM novel Black Friday.
__________________
  Reply With Quote

Old 03-10-2018, 09:18 PM   #38
Etaski
Literotica Guru
 
Etaski's Avatar
 
Etaski is offline
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: USA
Posts: 554
Quote:
Originally Posted by lovecraft68 View Post
That song, and Maria even more so flat out rocks, love her.
Oo! A Fan!

Recently lucky to see her live on the "Half God/Half Devil" Tour. Wonderful show. Those partners in crime get heavy metal.
__________________
My first book!

I write in Sci-Fi & Fantasy settings and characters are often non-human. The action runs from consent to non-consent to BDSM to group sex and more. Variety is the spice of life. My Stories
  Reply With Quote

Old 03-10-2018, 09:23 PM   #39
Etaski
Literotica Guru
 
Etaski's Avatar
 
Etaski is offline
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: USA
Posts: 554
Quote:
Originally Posted by PuckIt View Post
Check with John Ringo to see if Bast is available. She pretty well fits that description.
There Will Be Dragons. Great title about a fantasy book rediscovering war.

Hmm. I've liked most depictions of Bast...will have to try this one.
__________________
My first book!

I write in Sci-Fi & Fantasy settings and characters are often non-human. The action runs from consent to non-consent to BDSM to group sex and more. Variety is the spice of life. My Stories
  Reply With Quote

Old 03-10-2018, 09:31 PM   #40
ChloeTzang
Literotica Guru
 
ChloeTzang's Avatar
 
ChloeTzang is offline
Join Date: Apr 2015
Location: Nope, ain't telling..., USA
Posts: 4,292
Quote:
Originally Posted by electricblue66 View Post
Christ on a bike, LC, that's cruel. No wonder he's a gibbering wreck right now.
No, he's out back practicing with his Vollmer VK-12 before we head out.... he has not time to gibber, because if he does, Chloe is gonna kick his ass....
__________________
Chloe Tzang
And live now for the 2018 Literotica Summer Lovin' competition - "Summer Breeze" - Summer, Skydiving and a Roll in the Hay

All of Chloe Tzang's stories can be found here
Chloe supports our Veterans by drinking Black Rifle Coffee
Aaaaand... Chloe's first actual published short story ("Blood Sacrifice") now available on Amazon as part of the Sex and Sorcery 4 anthology
And Chloe's first novel, "Mistaken Identity", is also now available (on that website that sells books)
  Reply With Quote

Old 03-10-2018, 10:19 PM   #41
Voboy
Really Really Experienced
 
Voboy is offline
Join Date: Mar 2016
Location: Is everything.
Posts: 473
Iíve already got an idea involving a couple of guys who are Tolkien/Star Wars fanboys in the early Ď90s.

Iíll put it in First Time; itíll be about how they lost their virginity.

Theyíll be 34 years old...
  Reply With Quote

Old 03-10-2018, 10:28 PM   #42
JasonClearwater
Literotica Guru
 
JasonClearwater is offline
Join Date: Apr 2017
Posts: 933
Quote:
Originally Posted by ChloeTzang View Post
No, he's out back practicing with his Vollmer VK-12 before we head out.... he has not time to gibber, because if he does, Chloe is gonna kick his ass....
Damn Goddamn Straight. There is no gibbering. There is only carnage. I've ended many a life with the VK-12. Mostly when two other players are busy murdering each other and low on health, where I drop down from the behind the second story pot plant and finish both of them off with a few shotgun blasts to the face. It's a perfectly valid strategy.
__________________
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
  Reply With Quote

Old 03-10-2018, 10:30 PM   #43
JasonClearwater
Literotica Guru
 
JasonClearwater is offline
Join Date: Apr 2017
Posts: 933
Quote:
Originally Posted by Etaski View Post
Indeed, I might. Though I understand he may only need to be tied up by a naked, mud-covered, and mildly psychopathic Elf-woman to focus.
I mean. That would help. You know. If any psychopathic elf-woman was of a mind to help a guy concentrate...
__________________
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
  Reply With Quote

Old 03-10-2018, 10:39 PM   #44
xelliebabex
Weird Aussie Chick
 
xelliebabex's Avatar
 
xelliebabex is offline
Join Date: Sep 2012
Location: Australia
Posts: 1,988
I could be into it I have had a fantasy thing in my head for a little while now and writer's block happening in my current series. Might be a good excuse for a change of pace
See how I go for time

Nice idea Puck-it Thanks
__________________
You only learn to be a better writer by actually writing ~ Doris Lessing
  Reply With Quote

Old 03-10-2018, 11:18 PM   #45
ttvttp
Really Experienced
 
ttvttp is offline
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: washington
Posts: 144
I won't write anything for this but some great material should be posted. Looking forward to other's submissions. Hope all are ready to roll for initiative.
__________________
Porn's Biggest Fan
  Reply With Quote

Old 03-11-2018, 06:13 AM   #46
Handley_Page
Draco interdum Vincit
 
Handley_Page's Avatar
 
Handley_Page is offline
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: UK
Posts: 60,517
Let's not forget it's Pi Day soon.
March 14thh?
__________________
.
If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

Handley Page

Incident at Cemetery Junction.
" Pest Control."
"Mavis's Car Trip."
"Norman-the-dragon. "
"Stacy & the Angel. "
" Earth Tremor on Stage ? "
" Charlie's Story. "
" How to do Audio. "
http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...php?uid=883259
  Reply With Quote

Old 03-11-2018, 08:57 AM   #47
RubenR
Literotica Guru
 
RubenR's Avatar
 
RubenR is offline
Join Date: Aug 2015
Location: Hidden
Posts: 1,584




I don't consider myself Geek; it's not really my topic.


__________________
My Stories and Poems
  Reply With Quote

Old 03-11-2018, 09:55 AM   #48
BitchyatTimes
Virgin
 
BitchyatTimes is offline
Join Date: Mar 2018
Posts: 6
.....

Last edited by BitchyatTimes : 03-16-2018 at 08:46 AM.
  Reply With Quote

Old 03-11-2018, 10:47 AM   #49
Antryg_Windrose
Loves Spam
 
Antryg_Windrose is offline
Join Date: Oct 2014
Location: Around the corner
Posts: 627
I too conflated geeks, nerds, and dorks (though I wasn't considering the last). Trekkies seem to fit the geek mold. It's not enough ton merely invoke Super-Science; it must be the life of the subject. Then when she or he accidentally invents a Sex Ray, everything comes together, or falls apart, or whatever.
  Reply With Quote

Old 03-11-2018, 01:16 PM   #50
Voboy
Really Really Experienced
 
Voboy is offline
Join Date: Mar 2016
Location: Is everything.
Posts: 473
Just to clarify: this is for real-world smut about geeks too, right? Not just dragonfuckers from Planet Zorg?

Like, I hope Iím not the only one sketching out a dirty story with mere human nerds. If not, I might need to rethink this and uncork a Spaceman Spiff celebrity story...
  Reply With Quote
Reply


Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump



All times are GMT -4. The time now is 02:49 AM.

Copyright 1998-2013 Literotica Online. Literotica is a registered trademark.