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You know can't I be hungry and have someone get me food... Although the offer to go down for breakfast is inviting
 
You know can't I be hungry and have someone get me food... Although the offer to go down for breakfast is inviting

I am terrible at going down for breakfast. My mouth already feels like it ate a sweater. Then having to go down there and pray my cotton tongue doesn't stick to a labia like A Christmas Stories ski ride scene seems not so pleasurable. How about a morning tug and diddle instead?
 
Dear Fucking Team Beachbody Masochists...

I would continue to type you a letter, but my triceps have just died.
You are, of course, invited to their funeral -
and hopefully will join me in the holy celebration of their resurrection.

Until then,
You totally suck.
 
I am terrible at going down for breakfast. My mouth already feels like it ate a sweater. Then having to go down there and pray my cotton tongue doesn't stick to a labia like A Christmas Stories ski ride scene seems not so pleasurable. How about a morning tug and diddle instead?


You always know just what I need *giggles*
Hope you are doing good btw
 

how dare you trifle with my hugeness!!!



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or this

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