loquere
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- May 19, 2011
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Please, I can't, no more alcohol today.
You'll drink or get the fuck out of my plane, my monkey pilot doesn't care for your bullshit!
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Please, I can't, no more alcohol today.
My monkey pilot doesn't care for bullshit!
Stop flinging your poo?
I hate that song.
Happy sixty third birthday.... I'm sorry but you look awful for your age.
Tickle me.
Help! Tickle fight!/QUOTE]
Try to tickle me and I will stab you. Just so we're clear.
Try to tickle me and I will fuck you with my fist, just so we're clear.
Is that supposed to be a tongue twister? Because I think it made my tongue blister.
Geez, no, it's my GAME - Ja! Dah! Dingleberry Shit!
Yes! I LOVE to play with kitty cats!
Sorry. It's my dulcimer, I've started playing again.
No need to agonize, I'm sure your batter'll be better net time.
Maybe I shouldn't have mixed up the ingredients and let them sit in the fridge for so long.
Your anal first timers group mixer getting a little too friendly with everything else in the hiney?
I love a good exit ramp!
I just can't. Can we please have a serious conversation about transportation infrastructure?
Only if we can talk about the erection size too.
Are you asking how figs get dried out?
No, I'm asking you to piss in the Fig tree.
Does it need cauterizing?
No! It's just a personal preference!
You like figs like that?
I do. I'll eat dried but Newtons are wonderful.
G'night. I need some creeps.