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Old 08-14-2018, 02:16 PM   #1576
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I do like the sound of that Cherry Jam. I love it.

Meanwhile, it seems that the modular PSU in my PC has turned up its tootsies.
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Old 08-14-2018, 02:56 PM   #1577
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Zucchini relish? Might I ask for the recipe, please? We have ZUCCHINI in our garden. (Anyone who has ever tried growing zucchini will understand the emphasis.) I'm always looking for a challenge - canned about 2 1/2 gallons of sour cherry jam yesterday.
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I have three plants. Well, one is actually a yellow hybrid, but it's zucchini for most purposes. Last week we pushed a dozen squash off on our kids. Two days later I had five more. Now I'm up to eight -- despite last night's zucchini and mushroom frittata.

Squash bugs are getting to the plants and they aren't flowering much now. I'm taking the plants out next weekend unless something changes.

Zucchini soup is another way to get rid of quantities of zucchini.
When my kids were young, I made chocolate zucchini cake. All they saw was chocolate. Neither one of them realized it had zucchini until they were teens.
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Old 08-14-2018, 04:09 PM   #1578
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When my kids were young, I made chocolate zucchini cake. All they saw was chocolate. Neither one of them realized it had zucchini until they were teens.
Sneaky, sneaky, sneaky, Now I understand why I like you.

My only question is who pitted all those cherries to make that much jam?

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Old 08-14-2018, 04:24 PM   #1579
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My only question is who pitted all those cherries to make that much jam?
Daughter and I. It took maybe 2-3 hours to pit them, working together, so eek indeed. I figure that I'll next need to make or buy jam c. 2028.
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Old 08-14-2018, 05:19 PM   #1580
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Daughter and I. It took maybe 2-3 hours to pit them, working together, so eek indeed. I figure that I'll next need to make or buy jam c. 2028.
Can I please scrounge one ?

I suspect that the modular PSU is not as poorly as firs & second thought.
I suspect a dicky connector. . .

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Sneaky, sneaky, sneaky, Now I understand why I like you.

My only question is who pitted all those cherries to make that much jam?

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Daughter and I. It took maybe 2-3 hours to pit them, working together, so eek indeed. I figure that I'll next need to make or buy jam c. 2028.
Back when I was young, this is what we used.
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Old 08-14-2018, 07:50 PM   #1582
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Daughter and I. It took maybe 2-3 hours to pit them, working together, so eek indeed. I figure that I'll next need to make or buy jam c. 2028.
I'll take a jar off your hands and even pay the postage.

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Back when I was young, this is what we used.
That thing looks dangerous or maybe it's my dirty mind.
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That thing looks dangerous or maybe it's my dirty mind.
Well, since only something small can fit into it, you don't have to worry.
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Well, since only something small can fit into it, you don't have to worry.
That was good for my ego.
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I keep seeing references to Zuccini, but I got no clue what it is.

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Zucchini (US) = Courgette (UK)
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Old 08-15-2018, 07:23 AM   #1588
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Old 08-15-2018, 10:19 AM   #1589
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If I open wide can you pour it in.
We're, uh, still talking coffee, right.

The afternooner coffee is ready. Help yourself while I see if I can find my teeth. Making comments like that in front of a dirty old man should be against the law.
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The afternooner coffee is ready. Help yourself while I see if I can find my teeth. Making comments like that in front of a dirty old man should be against the law.
Naw - she sells tickets beforehand.
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The afternooner coffee is ready. Help yourself while I see if I can find my teeth. Making comments like that in front of a dirty old man should be against the law.
Uh, thanks for checking. Just coffee, no added cream. Rotflmao and blushing 😊- sometimes I forget where I am.

Killer day today and my brain is fried. Going to try to write my summer story to the end this weekend
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Hey, welcome. You're on the right board and this is a good thread to introduce yourself on. Browse and join in, we're quite chatty
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Welcome back!

The user control panel has been a construction zone for a few days. It's slow when it works, but for me it's been working most of today. They'll get it worked out.
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Ah; some sort of Marrow, ain't it ?
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Wet & Gloomy round here this morning. It was raining quite hard at 03.30 hrs. . .

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Never did like them

Wet & Gloomy round here this morning. It was raining quite hard at 03.30 hrs. . .

Coffee ? Oh, yes please.
Coffee? Now you're talking? Woke up to early and I have to go to work soon and another hours sleep would be nice but here I am.....
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