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Old 08-13-2018, 02:23 PM   #1201
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Haha

Not my husband...
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Old 08-13-2018, 02:30 PM   #1202
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You are so damned hot!
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Old 08-13-2018, 04:18 PM   #1203
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Oh I have a garden and have cucumbers in it .i might have to try having one in my vigna
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Old 08-14-2018, 01:27 AM   #1204
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Old 08-14-2018, 01:30 AM   #1205
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Old 08-14-2018, 01:13 PM   #1206
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Not a bad idea, filling but not too, may have to get one
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Old 08-14-2018, 03:18 PM   #1207
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Gary's cock. Ah Gary... smile....
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Old 08-14-2018, 03:19 PM   #1208
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Not my husband...
LOL...

(Like your sig too)

I guess since this isn't a PM two lines is okay.

But now it's three lines. No wait now four. I guess I should stop writing...
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Old 08-14-2018, 03:20 PM   #1209
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Oh I have a garden and have cucumbers in it .i might have to try having one in my vigna
Try one chilled.
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Old 08-14-2018, 04:40 PM   #1210
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Try one chilled.
Might I also suggest one warmed up a bit? Just don't warm it up too much! As a young man I hollowed one out and used it as an old school fleshlight. It worked a charm and I imagine one warmed up would feel just as good for a woman as it did for me! My two cents anyway, enjoy.
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Old 08-14-2018, 04:41 PM   #1211
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Old 08-14-2018, 04:47 PM   #1212
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This!
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Old 08-14-2018, 05:08 PM   #1213
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Old 08-14-2018, 05:41 PM   #1214
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Oh hell, any female, share a photo or two with me.
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Old 08-14-2018, 05:44 PM   #1215
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Try one chilled.
I can attest to that this is wonderfully wonderful!
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Old 08-14-2018, 05:50 PM   #1216
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Old 08-14-2018, 06:21 PM   #1217
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my fingers, like 2 hours ago, I am at work so nothing overly exciting
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Old 08-14-2018, 06:27 PM   #1218
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my fingers, like 2 hours ago, I am at work so nothing overly exciting
How can you be so damned sexy!!!
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Old 08-14-2018, 07:07 PM   #1219
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Broad nail polish bottle, perfect for kegals and cum.
Now that is an imagine I can hold dear. Thanks
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Old 08-14-2018, 07:31 PM   #1220
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My ex once had a wild sexual experience with two young hunks while i was away at work, with my encouragement of course. Haha. She was at a party at some friends and stayed over after the party ended, sleeping on their couch. Shortly after everyone was in bed the two guys she had been flirting with all night came in and wanted to have sex with her. She was afraid our friends would wake up so they went to the kitchen which was off the back of the house. They set her on the table and started fingering her pussy and ass using some vegetable oil to lube her up. It sounded like they tried pretty much every fruit and vegetable in the kitchen in both her pussy and ass while she sucked them off. She was sure they had a banana up her ass and two in her oiled up pussy and then when they pulled out the bananas they were so hot and soft from her squeezing them that one broke in her pussy and things got messy. Our friends had a great garden and grew huge zucchinis and my wife managed to take every size they tried in her. She said it was exciting thinking that at any time someone could come into the kitchen. It was a very erotic experience for both of us and I'm sure the young guys as well.
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Old 08-14-2018, 09:30 PM   #1221
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Ok..and NOW I'm jealous of your toy Jade Hope that you had a GREAT time with it
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Old 08-16-2018, 02:40 PM   #1222
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Oh I like sharing.
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Old 08-29-2018, 06:30 PM   #1223
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My ex once had a wild sexual experience with two young hunks while i was away at work, with my encouragement of course. Haha. She was at a party at some friends and stayed over after the party ended, sleeping on their couch. Shortly after everyone was in bed the two guys she had been flirting with all night came in and wanted to have sex with her. She was afraid our friends would wake up so they went to the kitchen which was off the back of the house. They set her on the table and started fingering her pussy and ass using some vegetable oil to lube her up. It sounded like they tried pretty much every fruit and vegetable in the kitchen in both her pussy and ass while she sucked them off. She was sure they had a banana up her ass and two in her oiled up pussy and then when they pulled out the bananas they were so hot and soft from her squeezing them that one broke in her pussy and things got messy. Our friends had a great garden and grew huge zucchinis and my wife managed to take every size they tried in her. She said it was exciting thinking that at any time someone could come into the kitchen. It was a very erotic experience for both of us and I'm sure the young guys as well.
The real risk of being caught and exposed is a potent spice to any sex time... And if you don't get caught every once in a while, you aren't really being risky. My boyfriend at the time and I tried to have sex in the dorm laundry room around 3am, me sitting on the running washer which felt damn good to start. We were really enjoying ourselves when a couple other co-eds popped in for some off-hours washes, yelped, laughed and ran out.
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Old 08-29-2018, 06:43 PM   #1224
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