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Old 02-10-2018, 05:42 PM   #3351
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You blew a judge?
No, but I'm sure you have pictures of people doing it that you'll post without permission.
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Old 02-10-2018, 05:49 PM   #3352
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Don't be a criminal and this won't be an issue.
If she were black you liberal assholes would be calling the judge racist. If she were a man it wouldn't even be posted because what's funny about it?

Now go back to fapping to the video..."Oh, tell her off again! Wish I could talk to a woman like that, but I'm to busy being pegged in mom's basement.
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If she were black you liberal assholes would be calling the judge racist. If she were a man it wouldn't even be posted because what's funny about it?

Now go back to fapping to the video..."Oh, tell her off again! Wish I could talk to a woman like that, but I'm to busy being pegged in mom's basement.
I laugh every time someone thinks I'm a liberal. The true meaning of words have become so warped that the uneducated don't stop think about what they're saying.
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Old 02-10-2018, 06:21 PM   #3354
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No, but I'm sure you have pictures of people doing it that you'll post without permission.
This website is called Literotica. It has EROTICA in the fucking title. If Laurel (which I assume is a woman) didn't think it was appropriate/legal to embed pics of beautiful women here, then she would have taken then down and banned me and others years ago. The thing though is she has not done that.

If all these micro aggressions of pics of beautiful, non-obese, non-blue-haired women are sending you running to your college's emotional support puppy room, I suggest you go to a different website that doesn't easily trigger you.

Try this one for starters.
Or this one.
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Old 02-10-2018, 06:25 PM   #3355
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If she were black you liberal assholes would be calling the judge racist. If she were a man it wouldn't even be posted because what's funny about it?

Now go back to fapping to the video..."Oh, tell her off again! Wish I could talk to a woman like that, but I'm to busy being pegged in mom's basement.
First, the judge is Cuban-American. How is he racist for holding a latina woman in contempt?

Second, there are youtube videos of this same judge doing the exact same thing to asshole men that also disrespected his courtroom. But in your delusional radical feminist version of the world, only you can get oppressed.

Third, I lean more fiscal conservative/libertarian.

Maybe you are just reading the situation wrong. Maybe you're just an asshole.
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Old 02-11-2018, 04:45 AM   #3356
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...Maybe you're just an asshole.
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That is the exact one I posted above you.
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That is the exact one I posted above you.
Lol...
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A picture of an individual atom created by blasting it with lasers during a long exposure. What is seen is the reflected light of the agitated atom, not the atom itself.

Forgot to add, this picture won the Engineering and Physical Sciences Research Council's science photography contest.

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I have no idea what she's saying but I can't stop watching this video.
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That is an OMFG! scene for sure. Where and when? Any idea?
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That is an OMFG! scene for sure. Where and when? Any idea?
This was in China outside Beijing. Liquified petroleum tanker overturned.
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This was in China outside Beijing. Liquified petroleum tanker overturned.
Wow. The three people in the small predominantly blue car that pulled off to the right into the spilled fuel were lucky to get out alive, no doubt they had some burns.
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