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Old 02-14-2018, 02:57 AM   #1
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Genuine Anal

I think I get more excited about anal these days than ‘straight’ sex. I’m getting better at taking it all and taking it hard. When I was younger it was awful, do you think that was just an inconsiderate Lover or am I getting better at it will time?
Any women really love anal?
Any men want to talk about what makes it better for them?

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Old 02-14-2018, 04:23 AM   #2
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would the antonym of Genuine Anal be Trump Anal?

what is genuine these days anyway?
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Old 02-14-2018, 05:57 AM   #3
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would the antonym of Genuine Anal be Trump Anal?

what is genuine these days anyway?
The other anal thread on here is a troll.
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Old 02-14-2018, 07:20 AM   #4
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would the antonym of Genuine Anal be Trump Anal?

what is genuine these days anyway?
There's really not much worse than disingenuous anal.
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Old 02-14-2018, 08:59 AM   #5
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There's really not much worse than disingenuous anal.
Yes, that ranks right up there with half-hearted anal.

This thread reminds me of a woman I know who has a particular fondness for what she calls "proper anal". She describes proper anal as basically being bent over or pinned down by a man and him "really going to town" on her ass with little to no regard for how it feels for her. It has become something of an inside joke in our conversations: there's anal... and then there's proper anal!
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Old 02-14-2018, 09:10 AM   #6
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I think you mean half-arsed.
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Old 02-14-2018, 10:08 AM   #7
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Years ago I had this dirty bird bent over her kitchen table, giving her a right rogering from behind.

Suddenly she heard keys in the front door and hiss-pered, “Oh my God, it’s my husband! Try the backdoor!”

Thinking back, I probably should have ran, but you don’t get the opportunity for proper anal everyday.
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Old 02-14-2018, 01:00 PM   #8
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I think you mean improper anal.
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Old 02-14-2018, 01:28 PM   #9
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I think you mean improper anal.

It was kinda rushed and chaotic, and I do consider myself more of a distance runner than a sprinter.




Barely enough time to get it in proper.
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Old 02-14-2018, 05:19 PM   #10
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We're all set for proper anal tonight. New toys and the "secret sauce".

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Old 02-16-2018, 12:44 PM   #11
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I think y'all are over-analyzing the subject. On the other hand, I guess one could say that being anal retentive is preferable to a prolapse.
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Old 04-11-2018, 06:05 PM   #12
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Old 04-11-2018, 07:49 PM   #13
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I think y'all are over-analyzing the subject.
Yes, when one becomes anal about anal, the whole thing becomes a pain in the ass.
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Old 04-11-2018, 11:27 PM   #14
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sooo, two women rutting back to back with a three foot long dildo, anally shared, would be "too faux anal?"
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Old 04-14-2018, 08:41 PM   #15
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Old 08-04-2018, 11:09 PM   #16
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I think I get more excited about anal these days than ‘straight’ sex. I’m getting better at taking it all and taking it hard. When I was younger it was awful, do you think that was just an inconsiderate Lover or am I getting better at it will time?
Any women really love anal?
Any men want to talk about what makes it better for them?
What makes it better: Someone who really wants it and therefore is relaxed into accepting, knows how to allow herself to cum, and is relaxed with her partner about the "after". A lot of guys concentrate on the how to get her to do it with them, but don't put a lot of planning on the being cool with anything and creating a nice atmosphere for her to want it again.
My wife says that her first times were thoughts of this is good turning randomly to mind panic of what's he going to see after, and then losing the moment. Took her a while to accept that anything is ok so just go with it.
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Old 08-06-2018, 01:43 AM   #17
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What makes it better: Someone who really wants it and therefore is relaxed into accepting, knows how to allow herself to cum, and is relaxed with her partner about the "after". A lot of guys concentrate on the how to get her to do it with them, but don't put a lot of planning on the being cool with anything and creating a nice atmosphere for her to want it again.
My wife says that her first times were thoughts of this is good turning randomly to mind panic of what's he going to see after, and then losing the moment. Took her a while to accept that anything is ok so just go with it.
Pretty good advice, you understand the female perspective well
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Old 08-06-2018, 01:47 AM   #18
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I've had fake anal. You know... They say they're gonna put their cock in your ass but you get it in the pussy instead. Not quite the same.
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would the antonym of Genuine Anal be Trump Anal?

what is genuine these days anyway?

trump may be proof that there can be anal pregnancies. his mother gave birth to a turd
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Old 08-09-2018, 10:53 PM   #20
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trump may be proof that there can be anal pregnancies. his mother gave birth to a turd
Try and keep your stupid political views out of a half decent and semi-funny thread.

#1 HE WON

#2 the OTHER HALF of the population (not YOUR HALF) voted for him so all you manage to do is make yourself out to be an idiot in front of HALF the readers here.
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Must be a such a sensitive time for you Mr.G
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Old 08-10-2018, 09:16 AM   #22
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Must be a such a sensitive time for you Mr.G
Don't worry NightL. He'll get his in the end.

Get it.

IN THE END.

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Old 08-10-2018, 09:46 AM   #23
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get his in the end
Gee, spot on! Right in the "O" ring.
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Old 08-10-2018, 12:02 PM   #24
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And for the record, it wasn't HALF. A sizable minority, but nearly 3 million short of half.
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Try and keep your stupid political views out of a half decent and semi-funny thread.

#1 HE WON

#2 the OTHER HALF of the population (not YOUR HALF) voted for him so all you manage to do is make yourself out to be an idiot in front of HALF the readers here.
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And for the record, it wasn't HALF. A sizable minority, but nearly 3 million short of half.

Not half the population - only 58% of eligible voters even shucked their keister to the ballot box.

As pointed out by twister947, YOUR BOY was short on the popular vote as well, as he only received 48.89% of total votes, from the 58% of eligible voters who voted.

Toss in some strategic and creative gerrymandering, and it is quite easy for over HALF the population (the smart half, who don't struggle with the maths) to see how one steals an election.





A fine, fine example of the American people receiving some good ol' genuine anal.


/ end of thread derailment.


Back to the winkin' B-Holes, and the genuine violation thereof!
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