Old 02-14-2018, 02:57 AM   #1
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Genuine Anal

I think I get more excited about anal these days than ‘straight’ sex. I’m getting better at taking it all and taking it hard. When I was younger it was awful, do you think that was just an inconsiderate Lover or am I getting better at it will time?
Any women really love anal?
Any men want to talk about what makes it better for them?

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Old 02-14-2018, 04:23 AM   #2
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would the antonym of Genuine Anal be Trump Anal?

what is genuine these days anyway?
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Old 02-14-2018, 05:57 AM   #3
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would the antonym of Genuine Anal be Trump Anal?

what is genuine these days anyway?
The other anal thread on here is a troll.
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Old 02-14-2018, 07:20 AM   #4
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would the antonym of Genuine Anal be Trump Anal?

what is genuine these days anyway?
There's really not much worse than disingenuous anal.
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Old 02-14-2018, 08:59 AM   #5
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There's really not much worse than disingenuous anal.
Yes, that ranks right up there with half-hearted anal.

This thread reminds me of a woman I know who has a particular fondness for what she calls "proper anal". She describes proper anal as basically being bent over or pinned down by a man and him "really going to town" on her ass with little to no regard for how it feels for her. It has become something of an inside joke in our conversations: there's anal... and then there's proper anal!
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Old 02-14-2018, 09:10 AM   #6
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I think you mean half-arsed.
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Old 02-14-2018, 10:08 AM   #7
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Years ago I had this dirty bird bent over her kitchen table, giving her a right rogering from behind.

Suddenly she heard keys in the front door and hiss-pered, “Oh my God, it’s my husband! Try the backdoor!”

Thinking back, I probably should have ran, but you don’t get the opportunity for proper anal everyday.
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I think you mean improper anal.
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Old 02-14-2018, 01:28 PM   #9
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I think you mean improper anal.

It was kinda rushed and chaotic, and I do consider myself more of a distance runner than a sprinter.




Barely enough time to get it in proper.
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Old 02-14-2018, 05:19 PM   #10
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We're all set for proper anal tonight. New toys and the "secret sauce".

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Old 02-16-2018, 12:44 PM   #11
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I think y'all are over-analyzing the subject. On the other hand, I guess one could say that being anal retentive is preferable to a prolapse.
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Old 04-11-2018, 06:05 PM   #12
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Not Really A Pain In The Ass

The best anal should ache, just a little, so you can still feel the effect of that cock the following morning… in a blissful way...
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Old 04-11-2018, 07:49 PM   #13
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I think y'all are over-analyzing the subject.
Yes, when one becomes anal about anal, the whole thing becomes a pain in the ass.
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Old 04-11-2018, 11:27 PM   #14
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sooo, two women rutting back to back with a three foot long dildo, anally shared, would be "too faux anal?"
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I'm just going to put this thread behind me!
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