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Old 02-12-2018, 01:20 PM   #4776
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Old 02-12-2018, 02:57 PM   #4777
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Old 02-13-2018, 05:35 AM   #4778
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I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way!

>> According to Little One, just another old coot giving advice. It's probably bad advice, but it's free.

>>My semi-literate drivel

>>Feel free to tell me how to go about giving a fuck (or reading what others smarter than I say about it if you have no clue either) over here.
 

Old 02-13-2018, 06:56 AM   #4779
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>> According to Little One, just another old coot giving advice. It's probably bad advice, but it's free.

>>My semi-literate drivel

>>Feel free to tell me how to go about giving a fuck (or reading what others smarter than I say about it if you have no clue either) over here.
 

Old 02-13-2018, 08:01 AM   #4780
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I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way!

>> According to Little One, just another old coot giving advice. It's probably bad advice, but it's free.

>>My semi-literate drivel

>>Feel free to tell me how to go about giving a fuck (or reading what others smarter than I say about it if you have no clue either) over here.
 

Old 02-13-2018, 08:17 AM   #4781
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>>My semi-literate drivel

>>Feel free to tell me how to go about giving a fuck (or reading what others smarter than I say about it if you have no clue either) over here.
 

Old 02-13-2018, 05:59 PM   #4782
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Old 02-13-2018, 10:23 PM   #4783
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Old 02-13-2018, 10:33 PM   #4784
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>> According to Little One, just another old coot giving advice. It's probably bad advice, but it's free.

>>My semi-literate drivel

>>Feel free to tell me how to go about giving a fuck (or reading what others smarter than I say about it if you have no clue either) over here.
 

Old 02-13-2018, 11:11 PM   #4785
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Old 02-14-2018, 12:12 AM   #4786
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Feeling very, very eighties tonight for some reason. Particularly hair band ballads. There might be a girl on my mind, possibly. I dunno. What do you think?

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Old 02-14-2018, 12:49 AM   #4787
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Here's a song I've been working on. It's interesting to know that the song is supposedly inspired by a rural thoroughfare in Alabama that leads from Georgiana to the Oakwood Annex Cemetery in Montgomery (final resting place of Hank Williams).

Anyway, I'll put this up for my friend PuckIt...hope you enjoy it.

Seven Bridges Road by Steve Young
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Old 02-14-2018, 01:12 AM   #4788
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Here's a song I've been working on. It's interesting to know that the song is supposedly inspired by a rural thoroughfare in Alabama that leads from Georgiana to the Oakwood Annex Cemetery in Montgomery (final resting place of Hank Williams).

Anyway, I'll put this up for my friend PuckIt...hope you enjoy it.

Seven Bridges Road by Steve Young
Wow! Talk about memories! Couldn't tell you how many nights the two assholes I used to run with would make me play and sing that. (Mostly couldn't tell you how many because we were usually pretty drunk before they could get me to get my guitar out of my trunk. )

Way to take me down some Country Roads, Yukon!
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>> According to Little One, just another old coot giving advice. It's probably bad advice, but it's free.

>>My semi-literate drivel

>>Feel free to tell me how to go about giving a fuck (or reading what others smarter than I say about it if you have no clue either) over here.
 

Old 02-14-2018, 01:21 AM   #4789
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Wow! Talk about memories! Couldn't tell you how many nights the two assholes I used to run with would make me play and sing that. (Mostly couldn't tell you how many because we were usually pretty drunk before they could get me to get my guitar out of my trunk. )

Way to take me down some Country Roads, Yukon!
Wish we were closer, I love to hear your version of that But now you're just trying to make me cry with a memory of John. Saw him once, incredible talent...and his songs had a part in making me need to go to Alaska so many years ago.

Here's one a bit more rebellious : Two Hangmen - Mason Profit
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Old 02-14-2018, 01:50 AM   #4790
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Oh, I wouldn't have minded so much, Yukon. But, you know how it goes. "If you're gonna play in Texas..." and all that.

And Chris and Mike (and whatever flavor of the evening they had hanging on their arms) wouldn't let me put that damn HondoII steel string up once I got it out until my fingers bled.

(Just FYI, I stored it too long without detuning and the bridge tore loose. And it just wasn't worth it to me to replace it since I'd already started having issues by then. So, I haven't played in probably 12 or 13 years. Or sang seriously in seven or eight. [Although I still sometimes caterwaul along with whatever is playing. With Daisy Mae as my backup chorus.])

But, my version was probably a lot closer to the Eagles remake than the original. Close enough anyway, I could comfortably segue into a little ditty about Jack and Diane.
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>>My semi-literate drivel

>>Feel free to tell me how to go about giving a fuck (or reading what others smarter than I say about it if you have no clue either) over here.
 

Old 02-14-2018, 02:32 AM   #4791
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Oh, I wouldn't have minded so much, Yukon. But, you know how it goes. "If you're gonna play in Texas..." and all that.

And Chris and Mike (and whatever flavor of the evening they had hanging on their arms) wouldn't let me put that damn HondoII steel string up once I got it out until my fingers bled.

(Just FYI, I stored it too long without detuning and the bridge tore loose. And it just wasn't worth it to me to replace it since I'd already started having issues by then. So, I haven't played in probably 12 or 13 years. Or sang seriously in seven or eight. [Although I still sometimes caterwaul along with whatever is playing. With Daisy Mae as my backup chorus.])

But, my version was probably a lot closer to the Eagles remake than the original. Close enough anyway, I could comfortably segue into a little ditty about Jack and Diane.
Yeah, once we get down to the caterwauling stage...the key is to add more attitude: Like, "This is the way it's supposed to sound, you fool! Where you been hide'n... in yore mamma's apron pocket?"
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Old 02-14-2018, 07:09 AM   #4792
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Old 02-14-2018, 10:05 AM   #4793
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Tool! Lots and lots of Tool lately, kinda matches my mood.

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Old 02-14-2018, 10:39 AM   #4794
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Old 02-14-2018, 11:30 AM   #4795
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Listening to a playlist that youtube made for me and it has Tool, Steely Dan, Conor Oberst/Bright Eyes, and Rush on it.
About to leave though to go get groceries and take them to my mom, but I'll leave the playlist up for my dog.
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Old 02-14-2018, 11:55 AM   #4797
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I guess the end is near.
The reasons now are clear.
Still, it seems strange somehow
to fall in love
only to find my love
is not enough.


Why is it always such a relief to get the check deposited... right up until you start writing the ones for monthly bills?

Nothing like cutting out the lights, lighting a couple of candles, lighting up a smoke and putting on some Randy Crawford when it comes that time.
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>>My semi-literate drivel

>>Feel free to tell me how to go about giving a fuck (or reading what others smarter than I say about it if you have no clue either) over here.
 

Old 02-14-2018, 12:26 PM   #4798
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>> According to Little One, just another old coot giving advice. It's probably bad advice, but it's free.

>>My semi-literate drivel

>>Feel free to tell me how to go about giving a fuck (or reading what others smarter than I say about it if you have no clue either) over here.
 

Old 02-14-2018, 12:45 PM   #4799
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>> According to Little One, just another old coot giving advice. It's probably bad advice, but it's free.

>>My semi-literate drivel

>>Feel free to tell me how to go about giving a fuck (or reading what others smarter than I say about it if you have no clue either) over here.
 

Old 02-14-2018, 02:05 PM   #4800
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>>My semi-literate drivel

>>Feel free to tell me how to go about giving a fuck (or reading what others smarter than I say about it if you have no clue either) over here.
 
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