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If you are bored, can I suggest a litre of natural yogurt, some seductive music, and a web cam. Open hoodie a little more, and pour yogurt suggestively from a height, into mough, and onto chest. Rub yogurt into breasts, concentrating on nipples. Rince & repeat! Oh, dont forget to turn on the web cam!!

On a serious note, you have absolutely captivating eyes, that pic you posted actually made my heart jump and gave me a chub.
 
Yogurt is one of the few foods in the world I truly truly detest. I can't even stand the smell of it
 
If you're bored, maybe some sexting will help :) Or maybe sending a bum pic...btw, you look incredible today
 
Hate it. Don't care. I'll drink chocolate milk or chicken or steak or protein powder

Yet, you seem to be experiencing yogurt on an intense, visceral level right now. Or is everything about you just intense and visceral?
 
Yup. Go hard or go home. Everything or nothing. I don't do casual relationships well
 
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