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Old 09-25-2012, 01:44 AM   #12701
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Hmm... that sounds both sad and positive all at once, if that is possible. I hope the different emotion(s) are ultimately surmountable or good ones.
at the moment, they are mixed....in time, perhaps I'll be able to look back fondly after a second look...I want to, I need to, it would please me.
 

Old 09-25-2012, 06:31 AM   #12702
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at the moment, they are mixed....in time, perhaps I'll be able to look back fondly after a second look...I want to, I need to, it would please me.
Then I hope you can!
 

Old 09-25-2012, 07:58 AM   #12703
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Old 09-25-2012, 09:38 AM   #12704
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Old 09-25-2012, 09:45 AM   #12705
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Old 09-25-2012, 10:26 AM   #12706
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Old 09-25-2012, 11:31 AM   #12707
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"I'm sorry to inform you that the changes you requested cannot be made to this provider's file as he is currently not eligible for updation."

Updation? Seriously? I'm flabbergasted. I'm appalled. I'm, to borrow a phrase from my Brit friends, gobsmacked.

Updation

I think I need to lie down.
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Old 09-25-2012, 12:02 PM   #12708
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There are some things I wish I could unknow, and "updation" is one of them.
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Old 09-25-2012, 12:25 PM   #12709
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ahhhh...snapped out of it! Feeling much much better!!
 

Old 09-25-2012, 12:35 PM   #12710
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Old 09-25-2012, 01:07 PM   #12711
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Dear Airplane Designers,

The width of these seats would be more suitable if I had T-Rex arms. Being that I am a normal, healthy, four limbed boy, this space does NOT suffice.

Sincerely,

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Old 09-25-2012, 01:19 PM   #12712
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Dear Airplane Designers,

The width of these seats would be more suitable if I had T-Rex arms. Being that I am a normal, healthy, four limbed boy, this space does NOT suffice.

Sincerely,

The Two Armed Man
normal?? really??? i seem to remember something about you & goats.....

wherever you're flying to, have fun!!
 

Old 09-25-2012, 03:49 PM   #12713
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.....and it's back.
 

Old 09-25-2012, 04:06 PM   #12714
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Dear American Airlines,

You may suck my left nut.

Sincerely,

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Old 09-25-2012, 05:10 PM   #12715
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Dear Angry Traveller,

Please post your complaint letters in the appropriate thread. This is very disconcerting to my OCD tendencies.

Sincerely,
Twitching Reader

PS. I hope you eventually arrived.
PPS. Did they indeed, suck your left nut?
 

Old 09-25-2012, 08:45 PM   #12716
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Old 09-25-2012, 09:06 PM   #12717
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Thanks for the well wishes. I did arrive safely. I only fought with three people. No one sucked anything. Against policy. Should have flown Virgin.

Dear Mountain Air,

Why do you make it so hard to breathe?

Sincerely,

My Burning Lungs
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Old 09-25-2012, 09:16 PM   #12718
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And dammit. Sorry I post in the wrong thread.
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Old 09-25-2012, 11:00 PM   #12719
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I suppose we'll forgive you just this once.
 

Old 09-26-2012, 12:22 AM   #12720
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Old 09-26-2012, 01:24 AM   #12721
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Old 09-26-2012, 02:01 AM   #12722
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Old 09-26-2012, 02:15 AM   #12723
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But Baila! You said, you said!!!!
Sorry, luv. Lack of sleep makes me grumpy.
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Old 09-26-2012, 04:25 AM   #12724
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Old 09-26-2012, 09:00 AM   #12725
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I need an alarm clock that will not only ring, but perhaps hit me over the head with a hammer and also maybe lift my bed up and slide me off the end....maybe then I wouldn't oversleep!
 
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