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The "I Didn't Get Laid Today" Thread

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lilredjammies said:
*brings in her recliner and a laptop*

Yup, still here and getting comfier...
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Save me a space next to you hun, I'll join you when work's over. Got nowhere else to go.

:kiss:
 
lilredjammies said:
*sets up the coffee urn, mumbling about being the only one who does any work around here* :p

Yes, I'm still living in here, and if I'm going to do so, damnit, I need coffee!
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Morning, LRJ. I'd give you a kiss but I don't want you to get my germs. I think Scarlett breathed on me last night. :(

I would offer to help with the breakfast plans, but the thought of food makes me even sicker.

Sorry, but you're on your own with the work today. I'll take it this weekend though.

:rose:
 
lilredjammies said:
*sets up the coffee urn, mumbling about being the only one who does any work around here* :p

Yes, I'm still living in here, and if I'm going to do so, damnit, I need coffee!
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I'll do the dishes, Lilred. I'll do some chores too, kay? I live here too.

SJ- also needing coffee
 
I'll make the coffee, and whip up some omelettes if you like. But I'm not vacuuming, its just an excuse for you all to look at my butt when I bend over and I refuse to be objectified like that.

Well, no really I'd like to be objectified any way at all, so I'll vacuum.

But someone else has to wear the french maid outift.
 
Salvor-Hardon said:
I'll make the coffee, and whip up some omelettes if you like. But I'm not vacuuming, its just an excuse for you all to look at my butt when I bend over and I refuse to be objectified like that.

Well, no really I'd like to be objectified any way at all, so I'll vacuum.

But someone else has to wear the french maid outift.
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I don't think a french maid outfit is my kind of thing.

SJ
 
lilredjammies said:
*kisses LizzieBet germs or no germs*


SJ, wasn't that you washing windows this morning? Or is it your turn to dust?


I'll do just about anything for a man who's willing to vacuum! *ladylike leer*

Okay, whose turn is it to order dinner, and what are we having?
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I'm in the mood for Chinese food. Anyone else?

SJ
 
sophia jane said:
I'm in the mood for Chinese food. Anyone else?

SJ
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*hurling noises are heard from from the general direction of Kentucky*

Don't mind me, I usually like Chinese... ;)
 
I almost forgot to check- in today. Had to go to page 2 to find this thread. :eek: Lots of people getting sex, I guess.

Sigh.

SJ
 
lilredjammies said:
I'll do just about anything for a man who's willing to vacuum! *ladylike leer*
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So, you like the way I handle my upright? ;)

Wanna see what I can do with the attachemtns ;)

Checkling in, no sex, and really thought I had a chance last night too. Oh well.
 
I haven't had sex in about two months. Sigh. I hope everything still works when I finally get laid again. :eek:

SJ
 
No sex here either, just over the 2 months mark, with 19 months of unfulfillment before that.

Thankfully my hands can reach belwo my waist, or I'd be in real trouble.
 
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