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Nevyn_Black
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Trampled by AmPic pervs.
Silver bullet.
(to the person below me) I dare you to say it...
rubydlite
*poof*...mostly
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I'm fairly clueless to what's supposed to be 'obvious'
a faulty fedora...hat pins not removed....tragic slow impalement of the brain
coffeelover5
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I'm fairly clueless to what's supposed to be 'obvious'
a faulty fedora...hat pins not removed....tragic slow impalement of the brain
Spanked to death that ass, tits and I would be wrong to forget her puss
Wild_Honey_66
sweet freak
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Worldwide shortage of needles and thread.
Wild_Honey_66
sweet freak
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Spanked to death that ass, tits and I would be wrong to forget her puss
Hung by his own (very snazzy) tie.
Wild_Honey_66
sweet freak
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Giggles to death after reading a really funny post.
SHUT IT, SPARKY.
()Gets the death penalty after flirting is outlawed.
SHUT IT, SPARKY.
Gets the death penalty after flirting is outlawed.
Tries to hard to be a good girl... and well let's just say it gets messy...and noisy.
Wild_Honey_66
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Tries to hard to be a good girl... and well let's just say it gets messy...and noisy.
Wins the argument.
Dies of shock.Wins the argument.
Dies of old age trying to win an argument with me.
Wild_Honey_66
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Dies of old age trying to win an argument with me.
Fatal brain injury when I smack him upside the head for not knowing me better.
(I'm a lover, not a fighter!
)Fatal brain injury when I smack him upside the head for not knowing me better.
(I'm a lover, not a fighter!
Breaks hard smacking my hard head. Hand gets infected and falls off. Dismembered hand comes back to life and tickles her to death.
(I know you're a lover...but a little bit of a fight can be fun too.
)
rubydlite
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That would do it! !!!
Breaks hard smacking my hard head. Hand gets infected and falls off. Dismembered hand comes back to life and tickles her to death.
(I know you're a lover...but a little bit of a fight can be fun too.
Accidental crazy glue , hands in pants accident
Backs up a little too far taking a selfie at the Grand Canyon.
ElasticMermaid
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Attempts amateur sword swallowing routine. Things go horribly awry.
Let's just say you don't want to buy canned tuna for a while.
DallasDonna
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Two words: Propane, cigarette.
Wild_Honey_66
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rolls off bed while attempting to play coy, breaks neck.
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elli1
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tries to live off air and love alone
MausAss
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Falling of a cliff after trying to run away from a hug.
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elli1
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falls asleep in the sauna
dutchrain
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Entangles herself in her gown.
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elli1
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she has to go because she knows too much
outlawxtorn
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A swarm of killer bee's.
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