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The Isolated Blurt Thread XLIII : Pointless Pining for Vagina of Brie
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Saint Peter
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Get the magazine rolled up and I will be right in.
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25 minutes later and you're still in the bathroom. What do you guys do in there so long?
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How long does that blue pill take to kick in, anyway?
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You might be more concerned about seeking medical attention if the erection lasts for more than 4 hours.
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I'm more concerned about whether or not your heart can last four hours.
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I just hope this magazine holds together.
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It might not, if you're going to sit in there and read it all night.
Is your prostate acting up again?
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The Pete and Mel Show will return after a word from our sponsors.
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phantom4533
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Are Tide Pods sweet or savory?
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I’m just wondering what to serve as a dipping sauce with them.
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Give mel another minute and you can get some off petes chin.
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I wonder how many people ate them thinking they were Pad Thai.
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Extraction it is! £250 for one little tooth 
Booked him in for Tuesday, booked the day off work.
It was kinda upsetting being at the clinic again. I'd not been anywhere near it since Weasel. Fortunately, the brothers Grimm kept distracting me by being their usual bad selves.
Booked him in for Tuesday, booked the day off work.
It was kinda upsetting being at the clinic again. I'd not been anywhere near it since Weasel. Fortunately, the brothers Grimm kept distracting me by being their usual bad selves.
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A word from one of our sponsors...
Republican vs. Democrat Women
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Am I only one that enjoys split pea soup?
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Am I only one that enjoys split pea soup?
I like cell division.
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I wonder how many were in Chicago.
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Am I only one that enjoys split pea soup?
No. I Love it.
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