Old 01-11-2018, 10:53 AM   #2501
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So because this is the sort of shit I do, have a very rude poem by Roman Catullus... he lived before my Allia... she may have laughed at his rude poems...

https://www.dropbox.com/s/qcdtorog49...%2042.mov?dl=0
Nice bottom Allia! Poem made me laugh but realized part way in that it was a rape threat to his enemies maybe?? Still funny though when watching that lovely bottom!!
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Old 01-11-2018, 10:56 AM   #2502
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The Greekís had a God of sarcasm, Momus, this is an impossibly brilliant fact. I may start believing in gods again now I know there was a god of sarcasm...

I give you another Roman Catullus poem... something weird has gone on with the sound but leaving as it is since it distorts my voice a little...

https://www.dropbox.com/s/u56rj4x5w0...2002.mov?dl=0M

In other news, I really do need to get my lazy arse out of bed...

The poem was too distorted for me to understand. The video of your lovely boobs was wonderful and I love the lace holding them back!!!
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Old 01-11-2018, 03:13 PM   #2503
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The Greekís had a God of sarcasm, Momus, this is an impossibly brilliant fact. I may start believing in gods again now I know there was a god of sarcasm...

I give you another Roman Catullus poem... something weird has gone on with the sound but leaving as it is since it distorts my voice a little...

https://www.dropbox.com/s/u56rj4x5w0...2002.mov?dl=0M

In other news, I really do need to get my lazy arse out of bed...

Oh sure, Momus is DEFINITELY real

Sillyness aside, I seem to have missed a Very productive week for you here. I especially liked the video of your arse in fishnets, although I'm more of a stocking man (and I've never noticed that yours have been wonky).

Also, what's the point in staying in a hotel if you don't spend all the time in bed
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Old 01-11-2018, 03:21 PM   #2504
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I love the photographic still, that's a beautiful pose and you look stunning.

The video's good, seeing your breasts swaying like that is amazing.
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Old 01-11-2018, 03:41 PM   #2505
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The Greekís had a God of sarcasm, Momus, this is an impossibly brilliant fact. I may start believing in gods again now I know there was a god of sarcasm...

I give you another Roman Catullus poem... something weird has gone on with the sound but leaving as it is since it distorts my voice a little...

https://www.dropbox.com/s/u56rj4x5w0...2002.mov?dl=0M

In other news, I really do need to get my lazy arse out of bed...

Can I join you? That bed looks very comfy.
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Old 01-11-2018, 03:56 PM   #2506
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A poor Christine Keeler impression... of sorts...

Psst - if you find yourself staying a London hotel at the weekend- be aware that some strange woman may have straddled the chairs naked...

I've got a couple of days in London next week, feel welcome to use the chair in my hotel room like this

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Old 01-11-2018, 07:29 PM   #2507
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The video raised a bit of a titter as Frankie Howard would say.

You are the queen of the swingers, a bedroom VIP. (A bastardised jungle book song).

You and me both. Lazy arses. Would rather stay in bed.
I love your bastardised jungle book!

Had to get up unfortunately - boo!

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well what a treat to find these three posts today, you pics are very good as well as random but always sexy i do enjoy seeing what you get up to .. and not sure i'd be reading at 3am with your boob in view
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That nightdress was designed for a pervert like me, a gentle sway and I was in tit heaven, could have done with subtitles to the poem though.
Need to figure out what went wrong with my sound...

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Nice bottom Allia! Poem made me laugh but realized part way in that it was a rape threat to his enemies maybe?? Still funny though when watching that lovely bottom!!
If you canít laugh a good old-fashioned roman rape poem, what can you laugh it? - political correctness gone mad... mad I tell you...

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The poem was too distorted for me to understand. The video of your lovely boobs was wonderful and I love the lace holding them back!!!
Will sort sound issues... donít want people just watching the boobs...

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Oh sure, Momus is DEFINITELY real

Sillyness aside, I seem to have missed a Very productive week for you here. I especially liked the video of your arse in fishnets, although I'm more of a stocking man (and I've never noticed that yours have been wonky).

Also, what's the point in staying in a hotel if you don't spend all the time in bed
You must have noticed, I point it out on every occasion, last time I didnít just have them wonky, but Iíd started to lose the clip bits as well...

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I love the photographic still, that's a beautiful pose and you look stunning.

The video's good, seeing your breasts swaying like that is amazing.
Thank you, the swayingís very silly tho,

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Can I join you? That bed looks very comfy.
Does the bed look comfortable or I do I look comfortable? My too soft bits mean my other half is partial to using my bosom as a pillow...

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I've got a couple of days in London next week, feel welcome to use the chair in my hotel room like this
Well when youíre there, donít sniff the chairs (terribly sorry, lowering the tone )
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Old 01-11-2018, 07:32 PM   #2508
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No silliness, am too tired...

Sleep tight, litíers... donít let the bed bugs bite, x

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Old 01-11-2018, 07:37 PM   #2509
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No silliness, am too tired...

Sleep tight, litíers... donít let the bed bugs bite, x

Goodnight my lovely. RL is messing with my Lit time, but I'll be sure to catch up with you when I'm free again.
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Old 01-11-2018, 07:42 PM   #2510
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Sleep tight, litíers... donít let the bed bugs bite, x


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Old 01-11-2018, 08:06 PM   #2511
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[quote=AlliaPotestas;88556161]No silliness, am too tired...

Sleep tight, litíers... donít let the bed bugs bite, x

I would love to sleep tight against you gorgeous!
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Old 01-11-2018, 11:32 PM   #2512
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Old 01-11-2018, 11:34 PM   #2513
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donít sniff the chairs

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Old 01-12-2018, 01:17 AM   #2514
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Sleep tight, litíers... donít let the bed bugs bite, x

Good night, dear Allia. For the record, I was thinking your boobs looked confortable. I didnít pay any attention to the bed
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Sleep tight, litíers... donít let the bed bugs bite, x

good morning, hope you got a lil more sleep there, oh it wasn't you biting then lol x
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Sleep tight, litíers... donít let the bed bugs bite, x

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I like your going to bed tits. Dreaming of snuggling up to them.
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Goodnight my lovely. RL is messing with my Lit time, but I'll be sure to catch up with you when I'm free again.
How is real life more important than me swaying my tits while reading a roman poem about rape to an only fools and horses soundtrack? Only teasing, hope everything is ok, x

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I had a lovely supper - stuffed myself with Chinese and have leftovers for lunch -yum

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No silliness, am too tired...

Sleep tight, litíers... donít let the bed bugs bite, x

I would love to sleep tight against you gorgeous!
I fidget and I sometimes snore so itís not all that

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Your little vicar looks like the Rev Richard Coles.
Ha! Love it if it was based on him . My other half gets exasperated by me, the calendar is going by the back door - fully visible to anyone coming and going... I think itís fun

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donít sniff the chairs

Is it all right to lick them?
Errr - probably donít, seems to be more men than women travelling on business - itís more likely youíd be licking where someoneís sweaty balls have been

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Good night, dear Allia. For the record, I was thinking your boobs looked confortable. I didnít pay any attention to the bed
I could take offence at being called comfortable - perhaps I need sharp piercing

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good morning, hope you got a lil more sleep there, oh it wasn't you biting then lol x
No - who was it? How exciting

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Do you want to see my caged boobs reading a poem? Of course you do... who wouldnít?

This is brummie* poet Sarah Jane Tipton

*For non-Brits, a brummie is someone from Birmingham, the proper Birmingham . I am a Brummie but I am not a Yam Yam

https://www.dropbox.com/s/8a78esmyl5...%2035.mov?dl=0
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Do you want to see my caged boobs reading a poem? Of course you do... who wouldnít?

This is brummie* poet Sarah Jane Tipton

*For non-Brits, a brummie is someone from Birmingham, the proper Birmingham . I am a Brummie but I am not a Yam Yam

https://www.dropbox.com/s/8a78esmyl5...%2035.mov?dl=0
Beautiful. Unfortunately my hearing is not good enough to hear the sound clearly.

The only thing for me that would have improved the video, would have been you caressing that partially escaped nipple as you read.
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No silliness, am too tired...

Sleep tight, litíers... donít let the bed bugs bite, x

Lovely lips to go with a lovely bust ... *smiling*
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Had to Google. The Birmingham accent must be one of the most difficult to loose, yet I don't hear a trace in your clear diction.
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Do you want to see my caged boobs reading a poem? Of course you do... who wouldnít?

This is brummie* poet Sarah Jane Tipton

*For non-Brits, a brummie is someone from Birmingham, the proper Birmingham . I am a Brummie but I am not a Yam Yam

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Do you want to see my caged boobs reading a poem? Of course you do... who wouldnít?

This is brummie* poet Sarah Jane Tipton

*For non-Brits, a brummie is someone from Birmingham, the proper Birmingham . I am a Brummie but I am not a Yam Yam

https://www.dropbox.com/s/8a78esmyl5...%2035.mov?dl=0
Your boobs have a delightful reading voice ...
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Beautiful. Unfortunately my hearing is not good enough to hear the sound clearly.

The only thing for me that would have improved the video, would have been you caressing that partially escaped nipple as you read.
I thought it was quite exciting for a poetry reading . The only poetry more exciting than a caged tit are Baldrickís war poemís

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uHSvKNQNzc0

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Lovely lips to go with a lovely bust ... *smiling*
Thank you, tired pic, x

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Yam Yam

Had to Google. The Birmingham accent must be one of the most difficult to loose, yet I don't hear a trace in your clear diction.
I have a fake accent - I think Iíve shared this before, growing up I was deeply ashamed of my past (not brummie-town, Iím proud to be from brummie-town...), but specifically my house - I couldnít get away fast enough. I cultivated a fake back story for work colleagues, and as I slowly hoisted myself up the greasy pole and increasingly found myself surrounded by the sort of people that grew up with skiiing holidays and boarding schools (I still remember being shocked the first time I realised I was working with someone privately educated...) - I think I started to mimic a little, it was a survival tactic and one I didnít really acknowledge until I bumped into an old school friend whose very first question was what had happened to my voice? Now it is what it is, part of me, a mask that has been attached so long you canít separate the two. I am told by my other half tho. that I do sound a little brummie when I am with other brummieís which is maybe not surprising cause my momma was a Yam Yam .

I do share too much...

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Thank you - silly vid, keep meaning to try more sensual shots but then my impulsive inner child takes over and you get silly videos or ducks on tits...

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Your boobs have a delightful reading voice ...
A fake voice, see above, and also one I donít like - Iíd love a confident, commanding voice... maybe itís because I know itís fake that I havenít yet achieved that... I am working on finding a more authentic narrative...

Iíve never really considered this, but BDSM is a bit of a fantasy of mine because I crave the forced release (which doesnít come easily, I fight it...) I wonder how much of the need to be made to let go, comes from wearing my ridged false persona so tightly... I wonder if thatís what Iím really craving, to have my fakeness striped from me...

Gosh - lit is cheaper than therapy
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