Free association thread

Tio_Narratore said:

"Time flies like and arrow; fruit flies like a banana."

(also from Groucho )

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stickygirl said:

"The man who says he can see through a woman doesn't know what he's missing"
ditto

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SamScribble said:

The use within the Club of Mobile, Cellular, Portable or Microwave-controlled Telecommunication Instruments is an anathema, a curse, a horror, a dread and a deep unpleasantness and shall be prohibited in all locations save the Reception Area. Please be alert to the acknowledged misery of Ring Tones and silence all such mechanisms before entry into Club Rooms. (From the Rules of the Groucho Club)

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stickygirl said:

ring-ring ring-ring ring-ring

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SamScribble said:

Will somebody please answer that damn phone!?

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Austin8 said:

Funny, I hear nothing, I don't even own a telephone, of any description, cellular or otherwise.

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SweetMaj said:

Then I won't be able to call you.
(Just kiddin')

Night Austin.

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Austin8 said:

Lights are on, but nobody's home

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Tio_Narratore said:

Out to lunch, no doubt.

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SamScribble said:

Having a senior moment

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Mandy57 said:

I'm not getting older...I'm getting better

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stickygirl said:

many a true word spoken in jest

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SweetMaj said:

The truth and nothing but the truth...

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Lawrence65 said:

"You Can't HANDLE the truth!!!"

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SamScribble said:

In that case ... the truth and nothing like the truth

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Austin8 said:

The truth Will Set You Fr-e-e-e-e-e...

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SamScribble said:

Feel when I dance with you
We move like the sea
You, you're all I want to know
I feel free

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kimbalee said:

Born Free

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Austin8 said:

Free Willy!

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kimbalee said:

hahahah! you guys are always thinkin' about yer junk. lol

no such thing as a free lunch.

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Austin8 said:

One mans junk is most womens pleasure

(ain't that the way the old saying goes?)

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kimbalee said:

LOL no, not quite, but the judges say they'll take it.

Pirates and their booty

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SamScribble said:

What!? Has SweetMaj been captured by pirates?

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Austin8 said:

Arrg! matey.... Sam... she's some sweet arrrse matey! Shiver me timbers thar Maj, sweet Maj. Come sailor Sam, climb aboard me ship, the mizzen she's a risen!

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SweetMaj said:

Did I hear someone mention my name?

Howdy Austin.

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