Misquote the person above you AGAIN

CharleneBarr · Aug 14, 2018

RubenR said:
No way I'm getting smeared by that desthpicable character.

It's too late, you forgot to duck.

LinneaLundin · Aug 15, 2018

CharleneBarr said:
It's quite late, shall we shag now, or later?

I'd be up for some rooting!

Tio_Narratore · Aug 15, 2018

RubenR said:
Hey; let's head them off at the pass!

This is an erotic literature site, friend; what's with the clichéd Western bit?

CharleneBarr · Aug 16, 2018

Tio_Narratore said:
This is an erotic literature site, friend; where are the clichéd Western tits?

Ride 'em, cowboy.

Tio_Narratore · Aug 16, 2018

CharleneBarr said:
Ride me, cowboy.

Just as soon as I sharpen my spurs, girl.

CharleneBarr · Aug 18, 2018

Tio_Narratore said:
I'm sure gonna make you purr, girl.

I know, you're going to tickle my tummy, aren't you?

Tio_Narratore · Aug 20, 2018

CharleneBarr said:
I know, you're going to tickle my cunny, aren't you?

That's what the feather is for.

barefootgirl69 · Aug 20, 2018

Tio_Narratore said:
That's what made me sore.

You should use lotion the next time.

JaneRamsey · Aug 20, 2018

barefootgirl69 said:
You should use lotion the next time.

You should buy a boat on time.

barefootgirl69 · Aug 20, 2018

JaneRamsey said:
You should buy our lunch next time.

Whatever happened to going Dutch?

CharleneBarr · Aug 20, 2018

JaneRamsey said:
You should buy a boat online.

I bought one from Libya but it was full of people when it arrived.

Tio_Narratore · Aug 20, 2018

barefootgirl69 said:
Whatever happened to going to the Dutch port?

CharleneBarr said:
I brought one to Liberia but it was full of people when it arrived.

I think there's a crazy travel agent at work here.

TheFirmHand80 · Aug 20, 2018

Tio_Narratore said:
I think I'd go crazy on that travel agent who works here.

Will you be recording a video to share?

Tio_Narratore · Aug 20, 2018

TheFirmHand80 said:
Will you be renting through VRBO to share?

No! It's just for her and me!

TheFirmHand80 · Aug 20, 2018

Tio_Narratore said:
No! It's just for her and me and the dozen or so random guys in the neighborhood!

Such a friendly town

Tio_Narratore · Aug 20, 2018

TheFirmHand80 said:
Such a fiendish frown

Thank you. I find it very effective on the girls when I find they've misbehaved.

HBergeron · Aug 23, 2018

Tio_Narratore said:
Thank you. I find it very effective on the girls when I find they've been shaved.

I do love a smooth approach.

Tio_Narratore · Aug 23, 2018

HBergeron said:
I do love a moth's approach.

Makes you feel like a real flame, does it?

HBergeron · Aug 25, 2018

Tio_Narratore said:
Makes me feel like a real flambe... love it!

Mmmm... Cherries Jubilee...

barefootgirl69 · Aug 25, 2018

HBergeron said:
My photo album has pictures from the Queen's Jubilee...

I would love to see it sometime.

Joe_Bob_Gautama · Aug 25, 2018

RubenR said:
Those darn kids, filming their lives instead of living them.

Have a conversation, get to second base without an iPhone, live in the moment, and create a memory you can lie to yourself about later. That’s how life is supposed to work!

MagicaPractica · Aug 26, 2018

Joe_Bob_Gautama said:
I hate conversation. Let's get to second base without the iPhone. Living in the moment, and creating memories! You can lie to me about yourself later. That’s how this hook up culture works, right?

Maybe, but I prefer a few sweet nothings whispered in my ear first.

Comentarista82 · Aug 26, 2018

MagicaPractica said:
Maybe, but I prefer a few sweet nothings whispered in my ear first.

What? Did you say you needed to put in your hearing aid first???

MagicaPractica · Aug 26, 2018

RubenR said:
My cum tastes like overripe bananas.

Sadly, I am allergic to bananas.

Joe_Bob_Gautama · Aug 26, 2018

MagicaPractica said:
Sadly, bananas make me ill.

Maybe you’re just putting them in the wrong orifice.

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