Things you NEVER want to hear while having sex

missmaddy · Jan 6, 2015

His wife telling you to get out of their bed.

Hypoxia · Jan 6, 2015

"Sometime I just have to pick the scabs and let the pus run a little."

bbtp41 · Jan 6, 2015

You're going to have to hurry; I have a sermon to preach in fifteen minutes.

DiskoTroop · Jan 6, 2015

"Your mother sucks cocks in Hell"

Mropietaylor69 · Jan 6, 2015

Dad. can I sleep with you and mommy?

GothAngelBabe · Jan 6, 2015

hurry up the husband (wife) is coming any time soon

DiskoTroop · Jan 6, 2015

"He chose you, honey! From all the women in the world to be the mother of his only living son!"

loquere · Jan 9, 2015

Anderson Cooper & camera crew bursts into room. "Reporting live from the scene of the tragedy...."

loquere · Jan 10, 2015

"Fuck me like your cocks a knife, and your a manic serial killer."

loquere · Jan 10, 2015

"Yeah fuck me like that, now choke me until I pass out!"

loquere · Jan 10, 2015

"Bleed bitch bleed!"

Handley_Page · Jan 10, 2015

Clang a lang, Clang a lang, Clang a lang

The Fire Alarm

loquere · Jan 10, 2015

"I'm running for congress, can I count on your support this November?"

loquere · Jan 11, 2015

"Oh shit... I think this was actually the wrong hotel room."

loquere · Jan 11, 2015

"Can we role play, can I imagine that your my mother, is that okay?"

loquere · Jan 11, 2015

"But I really am Jesus Christ."

Tony2015 · Jan 11, 2015

From near the gun cabinet:

"Yes, I am her husband."

loquere · Jan 11, 2015

"That's not my name."

loquere · Jan 11, 2015

"Get my name right, or I'll bite off your penis."

GoldenCojones · Jan 11, 2015

Is it supposed to bleed like that?

Handley_Page · Jan 11, 2015

Got any bandages ?

loquere · Jan 11, 2015

"I'm stuck."

loquere · Jan 11, 2015

"Your pussy won't let me out, it just keeps getting tighter and tighter, I'm bleeding!"

loquere · Jan 11, 2015

"Bitch!.... Your pussy just ate my penis!"

redhot_363236 · Jan 12, 2015

You hear....
Nothing at all unusual
Then a hand suddenly clamps onto your windpipe, and you remember that her husband was a Green Beret

Things you NEVER want to hear while having sex

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